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    Alejandro, Rudy, Soap, and Ghost falling in love with each other and the ups and downs of a polycule
    And also they fuck

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    Tanjiro and Inosuke's struggles and life as they raise their son, Akane.

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    Shane scoffs, pushing back slightly. “Okay, I’m going—”

    He barely gets the words out before Ilya’s hand is on him, his fingers wrapping around his bicep, firm, pulling him back. Shane’s breath catches. They’re inches apart now, the space between them thin enough that Shane would only have to lean an inch forward to close the space between them. He can feel Ilya’s breath against his face.

    “Want me to show you?” Ilya asks softly.

    Shane swallows. He knows exactly what he means. “I know how it works.”

    A flicker of mischief passes through Ilya’s eyes. “But you don’t know how it feels.”

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    Co-captains and roommates Shane and Ilya are trying to study for a midterm when a text from Marleau, along with an accompanying porn video, leads to the collapse of their friendship.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Tell me,” Ilya cuts in gently, but there’s no real room for refusal. His gaze locks onto Shane’s, unwavering. “Tell me you’re pretty.”

    For a second, Shane looks like he might swing at him, like every instinct in him is fighting this. Ilya’s smile is a bit wicked as his hand grips the base of Shane’s cock a little tighter. And then something in Shane’s face shifts. Desire seems to win. It always does.

    “I’m pretty,” Shane mutters, the words reluctant and rough.

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    Hayden Pike is trying to look out for his recently heartbroken friend when he texts Ilya Rozanov, a known stoner, to ask if he has any edibles. What Ilya doesn’t expect, and what Hayden neglects to mention, is that this “friend” is none other than Shane Hollander, frat president and the guy Ilya has been agonizingly crushing on for months.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Does it have anything to do with the person who gave you that ring?” he asks, nodding toward the band wrapped around the man's finger.

    For a second, the man looks confused. Then his gaze drops to his hand, and a slow smirk spreads across his face. “Maybe. What would you say if I told you I was married?”

    “I'd ask if you were happy.”

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    Ilya meets hockey's Golden Boy, Shane Hollander, at a party and falls hard. There's only one problem: Shane's wearing a ring, just not the one Ilya thinks.

    The purity ring fic no one asked for.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    “Sylvia,” Shane murmured, clearly mortified.

    “What?” she said innocently. “I’m just saying. And I’m also saying that a certain someone here, hasn’t stopped staring at someone else since they walked in. Their partner has been doing all of the work.” A brow was quirked towards the Russian paramedic.

    Ilya nearly dropped his gauze “Da- I mean no, I—” he started, then stopped, flustered.

    Shane looked like he wanted the floor to swallow him whole.

    Cliff snorted under his breath and turned away, suddenly very interested in the supply bag.

    Sylvia leaned toward Shane. “Ask for his number,” she whispered loudly enough that it wasn’t a whisper at all. “They’ll be taking me away in T-minus five minutes. You don’t wanna miss your shot kiddo!”

    Or Shane is a Librarian and Ilya is a Paramedic. They meet , fall in love, have a baby together . Oh and Shane is Autistic and worries a lot.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Two negatives make a positive.

    Ilya wasn’t sure what six positives made… Other than Shane Hollander throw up in his specially imported Japanese toilet.

    In all honesty, Ilya was tempted to join him right now. All those plus signs and double lines were about as damning as anything really could be, but even still he couldn’t fully let himself believe the reality of the situation just yet. This was not the kind of fuck-up someone like him ought to make. Ilya was promiscuous, sure, but he certainly wasn’t a fucking idiot. He knew better than this, he was better than this. At least, with other people he was- and the only difference between other people and Hollander was that he was Shane fucking Hollander and Shane Hollander was...

    Shane Hollander was perfect. A perfect player, a perfect person, a perfect example of someone that should not be dealing with this right now.

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    15 Jun 2026