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They say that everybody who gets out of Azkaban comes out a little mad. After the war, Draco Malfoy spends three months in Azkaban. He just wants to go insane in peace, but Harry Potter finds that he, inexplicably, still can't leave Draco alone.
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07 Jun 2026
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“He’s coming home, James. What the hell am I meant to do with that? It’s been eight fucking years and we’re meant to... what? Just meet him at the pub? Buy him a drink like-” He shakes his head. “What will I do with my face?”
James takes a sip of lemonade, taking his role as designated driver very seriously as always. He has a smudge of dirt on his nose from ‘wrestling a conifer the size of a bear’, but Sirius doesn’t think to mention it because he’s somewhat preoccupied with his own problems, which, for the avoidance of doubt, are many and insurmountable.
“Your face?”
“Yes, exactly! It’ll give me away the second he sees me. He’ll know right away that eight bloody years has done nothing at all to dampen it down. Dripping with hurt. As if I don’t still feel-”
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29 May 2026
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Remus Lupin's Guide to Successful Courting by Children_of_the_Shadows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2014
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Remus has lived for twenty five years now. Due to his incapability to emote or feel many complicated things at the same time, he has always maintained a straight face, his facial features sitting at an angle of approximately a hundred and seventy four point two d though he has practiced it many times before in front of the mirror, Remus has truly never smiled.
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Living with Sirius has been interesting for Remus, feeling a bit like he’d travelled back in time to his university days, when he was marginally more gangly and awkward, and Sirius and James were just as effervescent and unruly as they’ve continued to be in their adult lives. Only now, they’ve replaced a riotous James Potter with a riotous 4-year-old with a penchant for scribbling on white walls with hot pink markers.
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Or, in which Sirius fits himself far too neatly into Remus' life, and he simply is unable to cope, and really it all comes down to Teddy Lupin and his dinosaur-shaped nightlight.
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28 May 2026
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Tintin's going somewhere all dressed up. With a ring.
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- Part 25 of Alltober 2023
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28 May 2026