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Cassie isn't quite sure how it happened, but over the course of the last few months, she and Marco became regular smoking partners. A few years ago, she wouldn’t have ever imagined herself regularly getting high with someone on a dinky little twin bed in the dead of the night, not least of all because the D.A.R.E. assemblies worked a little too well on her as a kid.
But more than that, she would never have imagined herself doing such with Marco, of all people.
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Marco and Cassie attempt to watch Friends. Neither of them really pays attention.
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Lil Hal takes advantage of Dirk's wetting kink to humiliate him - and to get him off.
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18 Jul 2026
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Dirk's auto-responder knows how to push his every button. Sometimes he pushes hard.
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18 Jul 2026
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it?
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28 Jun 2026
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An analysis of the real life media mentioned in Homestuck
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07 May 2026
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Cronus wants a gay guy he can sext with. Kankri wants a comrade he can discuss the glorious science of Marxism with. They find in each other a third thing.
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07 May 2026