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Post-season-two. Crowley's moping, Aziraphale wants to fix things, and turns out, there's enough blame to go around.
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“You’re being ridiculous.”Crowley very nearly falls over.
Like, actually. He very nearly loses balance for no reason at all and tumbles to the sidewalk next to his car. He’s been playing Aziraphale’s voice in his head for weeks, he’s been trying very hard to drown out the sound of it, in fact, and now suddenly, abruptly—
“What are you doing here,” is all he can think to say. He whirls around, and there he is. On Crowley’s right, standing there like he’d never left. Where he belongs, Crowley’s mind helpfully supplies. He wishes he could punch himself in the brain, knock the thoughts right on out of there.
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12 Jun 2026
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Damnatio Memoriae by SparkKeyper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Aug 2023
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A captured Crowley is imprisoned in Heaven several months after Armagedidn't, only to find that Aziraphale is already there. Whatever the Archangels have done to their rogue angel has left him calmly working away as a pencil pusher, with absolutely no memory of Crowley or his time on Earth.
Aziraphale has been in Heaven for the last 6000 years on prayer duty. He's quite sure of this. So why won't this captured demon get out of his head?
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09 Jun 2026
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The Prodigal Sword of the Principality by herebewyverns
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jul 2019
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In which the flaming sword of the Principality Aziraphale, Guardian of the Eastern Gate and Defender of Humanity will most certainly not stand for being given away a second time. No, the angel in question doesn’t get a say in this.
Or: The Bentley had to be well-loved to learn how to love its Master in return. The flaming sword had loved its Master from the Beginning, and now it wants to come home.
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- Part 2 of The Third Side
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29 May 2026
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Akashic Records by PeniG
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2020
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It starts in Eden and ends the spring after the Notocalypse. Friendship! Romance! They get to have fun! And then they get chewed up physically and emotionally, I don't make the rules, that's just life! Job satisfaction porn! No smut! Abusive work environments! Weaponized customer service!The Guardian Angel of Queers, and Soho, and Crowley! Perfect for downloading and reading when you have the flu! Author writes well but cannot write dust jacket copy to save her life!
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Warlock faces an emergency, and he can't get in touch with Crowley.
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15 May 2026