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  1. Rec *

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    Language was mistake.

    Honeybees communicate by dancing. Works for them, lets them figure out where good flowers are. Ants do it with smells, little chemical trails on the ground to get back to food source. There’s a monkey that screams different for leopards than eagles – different sound for different predator.

    People, though. People have too many words, too many languages, and Ilya is very, very tired.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Rec 40

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    According to widespread folklore, a red cardinal is a spiritual messenger or a sign that a deceased loved one is near.

    Snow has been falling since late afternoon the day before and has only just stopped, from what Ilya can tell anyway. The whole house is quiet beneath the blanket of snow. It feels so empty and he would feel lonely if he wasn't so fucking happy to be away from Andrei and The Colonel.

    And he's not alone, anyway.

    Because there is a red something just outside.

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    Ilya keeps seeing cardinals when needs them most.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    I firmly believe that Shane and Ilya invited their loved ones to their wedding via text.

    Here is how I think it went.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”

    Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.

    Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”

    “You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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    Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.

    Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
    Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
    Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.

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    19 May 2026

  5. Rec 97

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    Months after the angel and demon going their separate ways, Crowley spends his days wallowing in misery and alcohol at Nina's shop. Unfortunately for him, Nina eventually grows tired of watching him dramatically self-destruct in public and decides it's time for a serious conversation.
    Her solution seems simple enough: Just talk to Aziraphale.

    Cue catastrophic communication skills, chaotic emotions and a concerning amount of alcohol miracled into coffee cups.

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    14 May 2026