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“What’s wrong?” you demand, cold dread sinking in the pit of your stomach as Lucifer appears behind Charlie with a golden scroll clutched in his hands.
“Heaven wants a meeting with me and Charlie,” he says grimly. “First thing in the morning. I just got the summons.”
“Okay…?” You glance warily at Alastor, who shrugs back at you, equally nonplussed. “They probably want to talk about what happened with the Exorcist attack on the hotel. We figured that’d happen eventually.”
“But it’s not just that.” Charlie lifts her anxious gaze to meet yours. “The Seraphim asked specifically for you to join us.”
Alastor’s grip on you involuntarily tightens even as your heart stutters to a halt.
[Sequel to Moonlight Sonata - feel free to read without reading the original, but fair warning that context for Reader's character and backstory will be very much lost otherwise!]
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- Part 2 of Moonlight Sonata
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07 Nov 2025
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Sway me more by girlwhowritesalot (Library_of_conglomeration)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Dec 2024
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"Fine. You can have my soul-" Alastor's toothy grin stretched up to his ears, almost looking painful.
"on the condition that you stop smiling this instant."
Static screeched through the air, your hands instinctively covering your ears. The mischievous glint in his eyes replaced by ruby radio dials ticking inside two voids of gaping black.
Checkmate.
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07 Nov 2025
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So you sold your soul without a moment's hesitation to save your sister's life and you're doomed to Hell for eternity, but it's not so bad. The owner of your soul seems to enjoy your presence enough to protect you from the worst that Hell has to offer and employ you as an assistant on his radio show, and after a seven-year sabbatical, seems to even have turned over enough of a new leaf that he inexplicably agrees to help with your friend's idea to open a hotel for rehabilitating sinners, even though he's made it clear multiple times that he doesn't think redemption is possible and cited that it's only for the entertainment of watching you all fail.
It takes you far longer than it probably should have to realize why he really agreed to help you.
[An anthology of events during and between Hazbin Hotel episodes with a tooth-rotting amount of fluff thrown in.]
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- Part 1 of Moonlight Sonata
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- English
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- 21/21
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07 Nov 2025
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The FBI profiling team identifies you as a potential target for a serial killer operating in your area. The man has been killing women and displaying them as characters in famous English literature fiction scenes. Dr. Spencer Reid is assigned to keep you safe while not alerting the killer to your new police protection. The two of you spend a lot of time together and you fall for him. But with a killer out there, are you safe?
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- Part 1 of Spencer Reid: White Knight Series
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14 Apr 2025
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tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 Jan 2022
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“W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.
Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”
“Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”
“I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”
“Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”
or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).
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- Part 1 of the world of clinic
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29 Apr 2022