PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms
- Yellowjackets (TV) (66)
- Orphan Black (TV) (19)
- Severance (TV) (19)
- Pluribus (TV 2025) (11)
- Taylor Swift (Musician) (10)
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sometimes this has a hot, sweet taste by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
01 Jun 2026
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The world loves Carol more than she can fathom.
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(like a child) i'll do as you want me to by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms: Severance (TV)
11 May 2026
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Teenage Helena sneaks indulgences. Eventually she's caught.
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they don't have the touch like a girl does by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandoms: Forbidden Fruits (Movie 2026)
06 May 2026
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Apple finds out about Cherry's Wednesday excursions, and shows her she doesn't need the boys after all.
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Pre-series. In which Carol and Helen embark on an ill-advised roleplay scenario after (re)watching Misery (1990).
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In which Susan and Janet dance around their feelings by hooking up with Trina, and Trina causes problems on purpose because it's fun for her.
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- Words:
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- Works:
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pattyellen weird gross surreal eroticism by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom Damages (US TV 2007)
20 Nov 2025
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pattyellen fics where they don't have sex but they do something else weird and it's sexy anyway.
- Words:
- 5,006
- Works:
- 2
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can i use you up? by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating), twobirdsofficial
Fandom Florence + the Machine, Taylor Swift (Musician)
07 Sep 2024
- Words:
- 3,448
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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wouldn't know when to stop by twobirdsofficial (PoeticallyIrritating), twobirdsofficial
Fandom Phoebe Bridgers (Musician), Taylor Swift (Musician)
10 Sep 2024
- Words:
- 3,270
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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blood in my mouth (dripping like honey) by PoeticallyIrritating
Fandom The Substance (2024)
30 Jul 2025
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Elisasue fics in which Elisabeth tries to terminate slightly earlier in the story and the results are somewhat less violent and more weird fucked up sexual.
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- 9,486
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 4
Recent bookmarks
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thigh-bones of / a white she-goat / on her altar by This_world_of_beautiful_monsters
Fandoms: Pluribus (TV 2025)
01 Jun 2026
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"Of course, Carol." You fold Zosia's hands neatly in front of her waist, staring up at the sunlight on the wall. "Do you have anything in mind that I should ask forgiveness for?" You're sure she's got a laundry list, but you're not sure what's at the top: if graverobbery is worse than abandonment is worse than smiling all the time is worse than.
She just laughs, harsh as broken glass. "I'm sure you'll figure something out." The door shuts with a dull thud, leaving you in darkness.
___Or, five orders that Carol gives the Others, and one order she gives Zosia.
Series
- Part 11 of they say she tastes like honey
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,576
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 6
- Kudos:
- 21
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 197
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
01 Jun 2026
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beurre blanc by mirdania
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Devil Wears Prada 2 - Fandom
03 May 2026
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Continuation of the kitchen scene in the Hamptons.
That's all.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
18 May 2026
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“We should try it,” Helly says.
“Try what?”
“Being them. Figuring out what they’d say to each other. Maybe it would give us a leg up, if it really happened.”
“Oh, so this is just strategy. I see.”
Helly grins and sits up straighter. “You start.”
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Post-2x10. Mark and Helly roleplay as Mark Scout and Helena Eagan.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
12 May 2026
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When Helly wasn’t there to steer herself, what did her outie do? Did she reveal it all? Every contorted expression or desperate moan, Mark’s mouth her confessional. There’s nothing Helly wants to keep from him, but the thought of her body doing this without her in control makes her sick with anxiety. So she chews her bottom lip and tries to bite back another whimper, convinced not to make a fool of herself.
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Helly reckons with the aftermath of Woe's Hollow
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
12 May 2026
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There is no ding of the elevator as Helly finds her bearings in her body, this time.
The first thing that she notices is that she’s panting heavily. The second is that her hands are bound with something rough, held high above her head.
Bookmarked by PoeticallyIrritating
12 May 2026