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    stick shift by for saccharomyces_cerevisibae

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    05 Apr 2019

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    In which Karkat Vantas' roommate, Dave "straight as a line of coke" Strider, discovers the joys of prostate stimulation. Again.

    And again.

    And again.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

    run the tap 'til it's clear by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    03 Dec 2025

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    “Shit, you’re not gay? Sorry bro. I just couldn’t stop looking at your arms and fuck they’re so big and then my eyes kept roaming y’know that’s what eyes do, they look around and stuff. So they ended up in your hands, and they’re so big and manly, your fingers are so slender. And you know what they say about long fingers, right? It means your dick is big. So I started looking at you and picturing your dick and I couldn’t help but imagine how big it is and how I would love to feel it’s weight in my mouth and hey maybe my asshole too while we’re at it after I get it all nice and wet with my spit and then maybe we could—”

    “You’re drunk.” You cut his rambling.

    (or, dave gets drunk and desperate to fuck karkat. also he pees himself! oops)

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

    CAUTION! WET FLOOR by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    03 Jun 2026

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    You hear the relief in Dave's heavy sigh. "Oh, Karkat. Thank fuck," he says, "If I'd tripped with my ass bare as the day I was born into a closet with anyone else, I think I woulda seriously for real died on the spot. Gone up in flames. Have you heard of spontaneous human combustion before, Karkat? It've been like that, and the entire goddamn building woulda come along with me to the grave. At least I'd've gotten outta finishin' that assignment–"

    "Dave," you cut him off as you register the singular important part of his babble, suddenly even more hyper-aware of your proximity than ever, "Are you not wearing any fucking pants?"

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

    that damn couch by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    26 Jun 2026

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    a bunch of oneshots about dave and karkats couch time

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    01 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 18

    descend, ascend by

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    02 Aug 2025

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    31 May 2026