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    You know there’s something wrong when the dog won’t eat. Ivo Robotnik has been poorly maintained for years, beset with bureaucracy and Walters’ bothersome gnats, left to rust. But that doesn’t mean he’ll take it lying down. Enter Stone, the Commander’s last chance to get a handle on the Mad Doctor. Only problem is, he and Agent Stone have very different ideas of what his job actually is.

    A painstakingly chronological look at the pair’s first 5 years together.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Bruce Wayne is an asshole.
    Batman is an asshole.
    And Clark’s soulmate doesn’t sleep.
    Unbeknownst to Clark, these were all the same person.

    or: Kryptonians share dreams with their destined soulmates. Clark starts to think he doesn't have one, but it’s because Bruce doesn't sleep often. After a disastrous one-night stand with Bruce Wayne and infuriating encounters with Batman, little Dick Grayson shows up, and the pieces finally start clicking together.

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    20 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    King Eggman could have killed the old prince, but he always had enjoyed the long run and if he can break him and humiliate him by turning him into his royal jester…why wouldn’t he force him into it?

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    20 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Agent Stone can't take it anymore. He's obsessed with his boss. Truly and thoroughly obsessed. He's tried everything, but this infatuation is taking over his life. The only thing that helps him keep it at bay is writing down his thoughts. But what will happen when fate leads Robotnik to that very book?

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    17 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    Schizophyllum commune — a white, fan-shaped mushroom with over 23,000 sexual identities. For humans, such variety would make finding a compatible partner nearly impossible, and would almost certainly lead to extinction.
    Aban was the human equivalent of that mushroom: a recessive omega, built like a beta, completely infertile, and with no heat cycles unless he met the one compatible recessive alpha out there. Somewhere among seven billion people, that person might exist.

    But it didn’t matter.

    Aban had only one goal in life and he would stop at nothing, step over anyone, to achieve it.

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    13 Jul 2026