Pistashio



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Searching I woke up with a pussy brings anything from porn results to Creepypasta forums. Shane miserably clicks on a Reddit thread, trying in vain to find any sort of answers when there's a knock on the bathroom door. 

    "Shane? Are you feeling ok?" 

    "I- yeah." Shane jumps, nearly dropping his phone. "I'm fine. Why?"

    There's a pause. "Are you sick?"

    Shane swallowed. Was he sick? Is that what triggered this? 

    "You have been in there for almost half an hour. If you are sick, I want to know." 

    "No, not like-  not like that." Shane flushed. God, how was he gonna explain this? 

    ・・・・・

    On their first day of summer vacation, Shane wakes up with a pussy. He decides to hide it from Ilya and wait for it to go away. This decision has consequences.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,302
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    2,027
    Bookmarks:
    363
    Hits:
    24,192

    12 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Something was wrong. A wave of protectiveness swept up within him before he stamped on it hard, unleashing a powerful strike at the goal on the assist automatically. He didn’t even bother to look to see if it went in, his eyes reorienting themself to where Hollander was shrugging off a medic. 

    It was his Dom side, he knew. Latching onto someone it thought was his and wanting to save them from the world. But Hollander wasn’t his. He was a fun hook up, and interesting company once you got to know him a bit, but not his

    Ilya hasn't seen Hollander since Vegas, and the first time they meet on the ice, months later, Hollander's playing is awful. Ilya's a Dom, a high level one, but as far as he knows Hollander's a Null, no designation. Doesn't need headspace. Doesn't Scene. Doesn't Drop.

    But Hollander is Dropping. Has Dropped. And no one else seems to notice. So Ilya steps in without really thinking things through.

    -----

    I know no hockey. I have seen the TV series, read The Long Game, and this is something that came out.

    Tags updated as I write new chapters...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,202
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    430
    Kudos:
    1,890
    Bookmarks:
    539
    Hits:
    62,851

    21 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,185
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    53
    Comments:
    3,233
    Kudos:
    61,203
    Bookmarks:
    13,272
    Hits:
    596,998

    10 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.

    The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.

    It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.

    There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.

    *

    Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,769
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1,126
    Kudos:
    53,942
    Bookmarks:
    12,115
    Hits:
    627,654

    10 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “H’rder,” Shane whines into his mouth, not even trying to interrupt the kiss but speaking pathetically muffled and slurred around Ilya’s tongue.

    Ilya knocks their foreheads together, smiles.

    Nooooo Ilya, not before the game, Ilya,” he whines, a sweetly mocking imitation of Shane, “and now look at you, mhm? Why should I ever listen to your complaining, baby, when you’re gonna be such an easy, perfect slut for it anyways?”

    Or: Shane plays four-dimensional chess to get Ilya to fuck him even when he tells him no, for Shane-typical control freak reasons, in Shane-typical convoluted ways, with Shane-typical unawareness of this being a sex freak thing. Ilya provides, of course.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,423
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    533
    Kudos:
    10,936
    Bookmarks:
    2,715
    Hits:
    129,257

    05 Mar 2026