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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Where he logs back on pretending he’s fine but he’s visibly unstable.

    People notice immediately.

    Maybe someone jokes around at spawn and Sharp just SNAPS.;

    He was standing with the rest of the server, which he had forced himself upon.

    Tai eventually eyed sharp uncomfortablely, before asking

    “What is your problem lately.”

    This stupid answer. He had probably heard it a 100 times this goddamn month.

    Sharp immediately explodes,

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    25 May 2026

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    SUICIDAL SHARPNESS WJERE JE KHS OMG why is this so peak i teared yo......hated Jude on this peak fic but it's okay because it has suicidal sharpness ^⁠_⁠^

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    After jumping into the void, Eye and Vista expected to wake up back in their beds, back at the Click SMP for a new season, instead the landed somewhere completely unknown. Every turn they take brings more secrets, more questions than answers. Soon other members begin popping up, and death is permanent??? Something is very wrong, and it seems they are running out of time. And what is this quest thing??

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    a crossover between Click SMP and UU, because I can and I have free will

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    Eye and Vista land in UU, and have no idea what they’re doing.

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    IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING

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    17 May 2026

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    My heart went to my ass went i saw this first in my 'eggchan & wemmbu' tag, CLICK SMP AND UU???? AM I DREAMING???? BRO LIKE BRO I NEED TO KISS WHOEVER CREATED THIS. THANK U SO MUCH FOR CREATING TJIS MASTERPIECE DON'T EVEN DROP THAT PENCIL KING/QUEEN

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Four times Tai fails to matchmake Judelow and Sharpness, and one time he succeeds (and writes RPF in the process)

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    12 May 2026

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    THIS SHIT WAS SO FUNNY TO READ ISTG
    Tai my dear tai.....i can swear he had smut fics of sharplow in that book but anyways...!

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    R/Relationship_advice

    I (22M) and my partner (20M) have been arguing a lot lately. He doesn't believe anything I'm saying, hes always calling me a liar. Im really hurt how do i communicate to him that i dont want this for us?

    Submitted one month ago by u/gambitingitup 

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    u/inferno_ashen: STFU BRO. WE ATE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP. IM TELLING EVERYONE THE TRUTH THAT YOURE A STUPID LIAR

    Alternatively; two idiots on reddit, one ragebaiting the other and they end up meeting irl to fight...

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    02 May 2026

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    Lmao i had a good laugh reading this shi sm istg HAHAHAHAHA

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Four deuteragonist had been teleport to a server called 'Paradise'

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    How you do this shit

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    25 Apr 2026

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    yes.....yes.....more deuteragonists content.....🥹