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Taking her seat on the ice bed, Carol isn’t done complaining just yet. “Hmm. Guess what? Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.”
“Okay, so pee” Helen reasons.
“Yeah, but is the toilet gonna be made out of ice? What if I stick to it? What could be better than shared hotel toilets, oh I know, shared hotel ice-toilets!” Carol quips sarcastically.
“Okay don’t pee.”
Laying the sarcasm on thick, Carol replies, “Sure I’ll just hold it till check out, that shouldn’t be too hard.”
“Just pee right here on the bed then.”
“Yeah, right.”
Helen takes her eyes off the aurora borealis to look at Carol. “Do it, I dare you, pee on the ice bed. See if it freezes.”
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Carol has spent the past 10 years of her relationship with Helen keeping her kink a shameful secret. Their trip to a hotel made of ice is their first vacation since her secret has been exposed. Carol wishes Helen would forget about it entirely, but Helen has other plans. Determined to not let Carol be miserable for the entire trip, Helen pushes her out of her comfort zone.
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In an act of desperation, Carol turns to Diabaté for help curing the virus before she herself gets turned. When his response is worse than just blowing her off, she goes nuclear.
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“That’s what you just said, us unjoined lack ‘expertise’ and aren’t sophisticated enough to use the bathroom like you.” Carol has an uncanny ability to turn anything into a fight.
“Carol, that’s not how we think you should look at this. There is absolutely no judgement from us, we want you to be comfortable. Can we please take you to the women’s room?” Zosia is audibly perplexed by Carol’s behavior.
“I want you to take me wherever you all go. I need to see this for myself. Where do all the smartest brain surgeons and rocket scientists in the world pee?” Carol shifts her weight again.
“Okay. Follow us.”
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This is my episode by episode prediction for how Season 2 is going to go down. I tried to go by evidence in the text, and things that were set up in Season 1. I tried my best to keep consistent characterization. It came out 8 episodes long because I didn’t want to put any filler. Sorry about the wacky ending, it’s really hard to incorporate an atom bomb into a story. Warning: it gets a bit horny but nothing explicit.
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“The world lost 800 million people, leaving large gaps in workers all over the globe. There were approximately 385,000 births daily before the Joining, but not one conception since. We need to perpetuate the hive somehow.
The airspray helps to put everyone's bodies into a state of physical arousal and increased fertility, allowing for easier intercourse and a greater chance of impregnation. Again, Carol, we're very sorry you got caught in the crosshairs."
//or, the hive accidentally sprays Carol with sex pollen. Hijinks ensue.
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Three Idols, One Puddle by MysticEeek (baptized_blood_ink)
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
20 Jun 2026
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Rumi, Mira, and Zoey. Korea's flawless idol trio, or so everyone thinks.
One bad cup of tea and a stupid bet later, the practice room smells like something that definitely isn't sweat. The choreography can wait.
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22 Jun 2026
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Another one of Rumi's long-kept secrets is revealed.
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18 Jun 2026
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New York, a fashion show, a bored Carol, and leather, lots of leather
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The worst part? After seeing herself in the mirror, she actually liked the outfit, which made everything significantly more annoying.
- Fine, - she groaned - What's the deal?
- I'll only put you the leash on once we're sitting in our assigned seats, - Koumba said quickly, sensing he had a tiny opening and refusing to waste it. - My contact—the one who got us the invitations—managed to score front-row seats. Front row, Carol. If any designer, brand, or investor is interested in working with me, they'll see the complete vision. They'll see the collection. They'll see you.
Carol pinched the bridge of her nose - Koumba...
- Just listen. - he said
- I'm already regretting this. - Carol said
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11 Jun 2026
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Carol swore loudly before standing up. “Are people going to die if I fuck you?”
“They already have, Carol. Would you like to hear how many–”
“No – Jesus. No!” Carol threw a furious glare at Zosia, “Are you fucking serious?”
“Unfortunately,” Zosia said peaceably. “It is worth noting that we would like to study this situation voluntarily, as it seems like you are the only one who affects us in this way.”
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- Part 2 of Turning Me On, Turning Me Off