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    Gaud's Grinch x Tony Fix-it Fic by

    Fandoms: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, Kellogg's "Frosted Flakes" Commercials  

    24 Dec 2022

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    Right so this all got started because of that one infamous tumblr post regarding the Grinch and Tony the Tiger's tragic break up: www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/k51rck/so_gaud_is_making_a_tony_the_tigergrinch_fix_fic/

    Anyways, I hope the existence of this fic bothers you on a level you struggle to articulate to your loved ones and/or therapist :)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    And then he’d hit by

    Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (BBC TV 2010)  

    20 Jun 2026

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    John’s father went to prison for killing his wife twenty years ago. He just got out and the first thing he does? Pay a visit to his son.

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    “John, the man who laughs at crime scenes and threatens criminals on a regular basis was absolutely terrified by that man. I need you to send back up.”

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    Indigo by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    18 Jun 2026

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    Husk laid flat on his back, and Angel followed, almost trance-like as his knees came to rest on either side of his vampire's head. Large hands engulfed his waist and hips, warm puffs of breath against the insides of his thighs. Angel's eyes fluttered at the sight of Husk below him, seemingly just as affected. Just as aroused. Then that mouth filled with sinful, vicious teeth carefully pressed a kiss to the swell of his center.

    Tears still fresh on his cheeks, Angel released a ragged moan, full of relief and pleasure.

    He did need this. He loved Husk. He was positive. He wanted to be Husk's thrall, wanted to be with him, wanted no one else to have him. Cherri had been wrong about that.

    So why didn't he want to be Turned?

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    In a world where vampires are known predators, Angel meets one that changes his life for a third time. But is Cherri right? Is this too much for him?

    *Previous title: Tongue Like Candy
    (From the author: fair warning, the first three chapters are almost just pure smut, but there is plot on the way, promise.)

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    19 Apr 2026

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    I'll be holding on, tonight by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    30 Mar 2026

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    Angel is going to break out of this cycle, even if it kills him.

    This time, he's not looking in the mirror and not recognizing himself. This time, it's not some delusion he has when he's high. It's not an argument that pushes him to the edge. He's not leaving in tears, he's not fleeing the same way he always does.

    This time, It's slowly waking up, sober than he's ever been in V tower, and drafting a plan.

    !!! Direct Sequel to And like a blade you stain. Can not be read as a standalone. !!!

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    make my messes matter, make this chaos count by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    20 Nov 2025

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    “Honey, I know exactly what you need.”

    Lucifer gets to his feet, flipping his cane effortlessly in one hand as he moves to the whiteboard. “Ya know, your old man used to throw shindigs too, but they were all about fancy getup and good food. Of course, it doesn’t have to be as uptight as Heaven…But! We can make it nice, maybe a beautiful set-up in our new expansive garden, gourmet food, a designated dance partner!”

    “So…a fancy party?” Vaggie squints her eye.

    “A ball!” Lucifer declares, waggling his fingers in a flourish.

     

    As the gang moves through the motions of the Hotel's Grand Re-Opening, Charlie decides to throw a fancy ball complete with beautiful outfits, fancy food, and designated dates.

    Lucifer's stuck wrangling the rivalry of the damned radio demon. Husk realizes this might be his chance to make his move. Angel Dust hopes this'll finally be his chance to be asked on a proper date.

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    24 Sep 2025