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    Some Unholy Hoax by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    10 Jun 2024

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    In a desperate attempt to delay the Second Coming, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale makes a proposal: Jesus should be completely reborn—gestated for nine months in the human way, then raised to adulthood on Earth. When he volunteers to carry the child himself, he doesn't think anyone will agree. Somebody, however, does.

    What will his unexpected condition do to his strained relationship with Crowley? And what will happen once it becomes apparent that something is very much amiss in this whole "Second Coming" business?

    COMPLETE!

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    14 May 2026

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    One Night In Bangor (And the World's Your Oyster) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    31 Jul 2019

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Sound Investments by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    14 Dec 2024

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    When Aziraphale goes to donate a misprinted Bible for a charity auction, he somehow accidentally ends up auctioning himself. He's horrified to be won by a 'lanky man in black', and determined to tell the man that there's been a mistake when they meet after the auction to discuss the date. There is no way he will be going out with some complete stranger that 'bought' him.

    And then he actually meets the lanky man in black, and starts to think that perhaps going on the date might not be such a bad thing.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    You're the only light in my blurry world by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    06 Jul 2024

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    After a serious motorcycle accident several years ago, Aziraphale is unable to recognize the faces of people he loves, let alone those he doesn't know.
    But when he met Crowley for the first time, he's able to see his beautiful face with absolute clarity.
    Though, because of the way he keeps looking at him, Crowley thinks Aziraphale doesn't like him.

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    24 Mar 2026

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    nature is healing (or something like that, anyhow) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    27 Jul 2023

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    Well. If Aziraphale could be stubborn, so could Crowley. He didn’t need Aziraphale, or his bookshop, dammit. He was going to take a nap, exactly like he’d said he would, and he wasn’t going to get up again until the world, and a certain frustrating angel, stopped being such a downer.

    It was the perfect plan.

    Or it would have been, had he still had his bloody bed in his bloody flat in bloody fucking Mayfair.

     

    Or, the one where Crowley takes his three-year-long pandemic nap in his plant-filled Bentley.

    (inspired by official season 2 promo, but spoiler free)

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    19 Mar 2026