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Petty Catharsis, Sequel. by Anna_Hopkins for MistyTheGhost, Tabala, Inqk, wulcanbiology
Fandoms: Harry Potter - All Media Types
20 May 2020
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The sequel to Petty Catharsis.
The days after that first night were the hardest -- literally and figuratively. He wanted, he wanted, just a few more days until they could meet again --
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- Part 2 of Petty Catharsis
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- English
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- 13,722
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- 4/?
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29 Jul 2024
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
Or,
The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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- Part 1 of crack fics
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- 40,143
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25 May 2024
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Harry’s summer takes a turn for the absurd all at once. He saves his cousin from dementors, Voldemort comes to his house, and he gets married all in the span of one night. He didn’t expect any of this to happen, has no idea what he’s going to tell his friends when they finally find out, and can’t believe why Voldemort—Tom—is doing all this just because of a stupid prophecy.
Who would ever take a prophecy seriously?
Apparently, Tom Riddle.
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“Darling,” Tom poked his head out of the door and gave him a toothy smile, “You’re not thinking of running out on me already, are you? We haven’t even been married a day.”
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11 May 2024
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(part 3 of The Marry-Harry Incident; sequel to Some Thing About Rings)
“The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming.”
The Golden Trio flee the Burrow in the chaos of the raid on Bill and Fleur's wedding - with Harry's surprise fiancé, "Tom Riddle", in tow.
(Or: Voldemort invites himself along on the quest to... defeat Voldemort.)
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- Part 3 of The Marry-Harry Universe
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03 May 2024
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Harry Potter is through with Dumbledore and his lies, so he does what the light considers unthinkable.
He writes a letter to the dark lord.
The grave Dumbledore has been digging has suddenly closed in on him.
(EXTREMELY SLOW UPDATES)
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15 Apr 2024