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    What if David and Yuna had both gone to the cottage to retrieve that phone charger? What if they crept in very quietly (because silent meditation retreat) and found their son fast asleep on the couch, snuggled up with his arch-rival, Ilya Rozanov?

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Alphas are considered brutes that need to be tamed. They are separated from the real world, living in training centers until they learn how to be useful and chosen by a beta or omega.

    Eighteen year old Shane recently lost both of his parents, leaving him without a pack. He is lost and hurting, and his health is declining rapidly from years of suppressants and losing his pack. He is told he needs an alpha to balance out his hormones, reduce stress, and help him get through his irregular and painful heats. He gets given multiple options, but he can’t help but be drawn to a particular Russian alpha.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Shane has built the perfect life—the kind a retired hockey star is supposed to want. A sprawling home in Los Angeles, a glamorous actress wife, and a carefully constructed lavender marriage that works beautifully for both of them. He and Rose are soulmates in every way that matters—platonically, of course. With his career behind him and his old injury flaring up more often than not, Shane should be more than content to settle into his poolside retirement.

    Then his pool gets infested with biting waterbugs. With no other option, Rose hires a pool boy to deal with the problem. A pool boy Shane becomes, inevitably, obsessed with.

     

    [ OR... Shane and Rose are in a lavender marriage, and stupidly rich. Rose calls a pool boy to help with their waterbug infestation. That pool boy happens to be Ilya Rozanov. ]

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    25 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander only goes to the café near the rink because his daughter loves the hot chocolate.

    The fact that Ilya Rozanov remembers Louise’s order, gives her free cookies, and looks suspiciously happy whenever they walk in is completely irrelevant.

    Louise, however, seems to think the barista would fit perfectly into their little family.

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    23 May 2026

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    Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”

    “I’m not giving you my home address.”

    “Why not!”

    “Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”

    That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”

     

    In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.

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    13 May 2026