Pastache
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AKA how Downton Abbey *should* have ended, for one Mr. Barrow
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Here's the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.
Aka the moments we should have seen in Downton Abbey (strictly extrapolation of cannon information)
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Part One: Thomas Barrow’s life up to where we met him in series 1, extrapolated from cannon information. Including: a funeral, a wedding, a cricket ball, an improper use of the word "cunt", and The Translated Works of Sexual Perversions,
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The Art of Masculine Affection: Pranks, Tricks and... Midnight Wrestling Matches? by Pastache
Fandoms: Downton Abbey
18 Sep 2016
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It started small. It was inevitable. Thomas and Jimmy had put everything behind them, and found (as they’d found before) that they got along well. Far too well.
Jimmy had found an older brother to terrorise he’d never had, and Thomas had found someone smaller who could take as good he dealt. Evenly matched, perhaps. But that spelt chaos for Downton’s downstairs.
It started small.
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Whenever I feel afraid/ I hold onto my erection/ And whistle a happy tune/ And that is my protection/ Against being afraid by Pastache
Fandoms: Downton Abbey
25 Jun 2016
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Thomas and Jimmy watch a 'spook tale' (horror movie)- based on my recent watching of The Conjuring 2.
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Thomas Barrow, A Biography: It's Only Funny When it Happens to Someone Else by Pastache
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17 Dec 2016
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