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This hadn’t been in the parenting books. Hermione would know—she’d read them all. At least, all of the good ones (good meaning “including peer-reviewed research” and “not just a television show host”). She’d found that even the scientific literature had grown increasingly…unhelpful as her children got older. And not once had she been warned about this.
(Or, no one tells you, when you become a parent, that seeing your child get all the things you needed at that age and being happy is also triggering)
Debridement (noun): the usually surgical removal of lacerated, devitalized, or contaminated tissue (Webster’s)
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Deep down, Ginny Weasley never got over what happened to her in the Chamber
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Because we all know who the *real* main character of The Breakup is and he deserves his own gallery.
(Or: a niche subject caught my limited attention span for the love of God go read the fic)
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Oliver Wood meant it as a jibe, a simple throw-away remark to ruffle Percy's prim exterior—but somehow it became the foundation the rest of his life was built on.
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Ginny Weasley was just doing her job.
Too bad she didn't know a little more about the obscure traditions of some Pureblood families.
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No Reservations: Narnia by Edonohana for innocentsmith
Fandoms: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations RPF, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
03 Dec 2010
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I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.
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Theirs was a story expressed in the little gifts they gave each other.
Bookmarked by Paradoxically
16 Feb 2023
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this town ain't big enough for the both of us by brophigenia for slstmaraudersjple
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
02 Feb 2021
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He kept leaving her gifts. Not jewelry or chocolates or roses, but perps. Drug dealers and petty thieves and carjackers, rapists and stalkers and peeping toms, practically fucking gift-wrapped. It had to be him, because nobody else could make these guys so afraid that they’d walk themselves into her police station and confess just to save their own necks.
Caroline just… didn’t know what to do with that.
(AKA, Caroline is the sheriff in Mystic Falls. Klaus is possibly a serial killer, definitely some kind of mob boss, and kind of horribly, inconveniently hot.)
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15 Feb 2023
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Uchiha Itachi becomes Hokage—at age 7.
Yes. You read that right.
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06 Feb 2023
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Sakura is starting a new life for herself to study medicine in the rainy country of Amegakure, and even has a job at a cute coffee shop. But when her favorite regular decided to play matchmaker and bring an old face around, Sakura and Itachi must learn to face their past in order to move forward.
Or: Kisame loved many things in this world, among them being: caramel lattes, working, and watching the son he never had fall in love with his favorite waitress.
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02 Feb 2023

