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    I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.

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    27 Jul 2024

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  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Theirs was a story expressed in the little gifts they gave each other.

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    16 Feb 2023

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    He kept leaving her gifts. Not jewelry or chocolates or roses, but perps. Drug dealers and petty thieves and carjackers, rapists and stalkers and peeping toms, practically fucking gift-wrapped. It had to be him, because nobody else could make these guys so afraid that they’d walk themselves into her police station and confess just to save their own necks.

    Caroline just… didn’t know what to do with that.

     

    (AKA, Caroline is the sheriff in Mystic Falls. Klaus is possibly a serial killer, definitely some kind of mob boss, and kind of horribly, inconveniently hot.)

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    15 Feb 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Uchiha Itachi becomes Hokage—at age 7.

    Yes. You read that right.

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    06 Feb 2023

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    Sakura is starting a new life for herself to study medicine in the rainy country of Amegakure, and even has a job at a cute coffee shop. But when her favorite regular decided to play matchmaker and bring an old face around, Sakura and Itachi must learn to face their past in order to move forward.

    Or: Kisame loved many things in this world, among them being: caramel lattes, working, and watching the son he never had fall in love with his favorite waitress.

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    02 Feb 2023