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    After they get back from the 60's, Five starts investigating a string of suspicious murders while distancing himself from a family he's convinced he's already lost.
    So, naturally, Klaus and Diego join him.

    "Holy shit, Five," Diego says, rushing forward. "What the hell happened to you?"
    Five is off-balanced by the sight of Diego. Shouldn’t he be at the other address? What is he doing here?
    Klaus appears on the other side of Diego and lets out a laugh that sounds almost frantic. "Oh, thank
    God you can see him, too.”
    “Why are you here?” Five says.
    Diego scoffs. “Yeah, no, the one covered in blood doesn’t get to ask questions.”

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    07 May 2026

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    In which Peter performs the duty he does every spring,and comes to some startling realizations. Features the epic battle of Logic vs Overprotective Older Brother. Tiny, tiny hints of inappropriateness. Oneshot.

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    06 May 2026

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    Five decided that it was one of those “good news, bad news” situations.

    The good news was that the Hargreeves had made it back to 2019.

    The bad news was that their home was now the Sparrow Academy.

    The worst news was the strange way Reginald was staring at Five.

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    Starting where S2 ends, the siblings are stuck in the alternate version of 2019 where the Umbrella Academy doesn’t exist.

    Five is mostly trying to avoid dealing with the trauma of watching his siblings die (again) while doing his best to figure out how to get his family home.

    The others, well…at least they’re trying this time.

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    06 May 2026

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    "When Klaus enters the kitchen, the clock above the fireplace reads four in the morning and all the lights are out and he’s still not sure if that’s helping shake off the last echoes of his nightmare or not.

    Which makes it very understandable that he would jump when faced with Five idly sitting at the table on his ruffled pajamas. “Jesus Christ,” he shrieks, a hand clutching his chest, and leans heavily against the sink."

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    or, two times Klaus has nightmares and doesn't have to deal with them alone, and one time Five has them, so he returns the favor.

    based on the prompts: "I haven't slept in ages" & "you're satan/did you just hiss at me?" & "I had a bad dream again/I feel like I can't breathe"

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    06 May 2026

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    Klaus is found passed out by a confused Patch and Beaman. When Diego comes to get him, refusing to divulge who the unconcious man was, things get weird.
    At least the first time.
    The second time, it was a different person.
    And then the third.
    Then the fourth.

    Until finally, explanations are demanded.
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    |#2|

    Beaman nodded, Diego appearing just as Patch left. He had the scrawny man slung over his shoulder, and a grin on his face.
    "Wait. I need to know his name and relation," Beaman said.
    Diego stopped, hesitating.
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    |#7|

    "It's Vanya," she said, distractedly. "I'm sorry. Do you have a phone I could borrow?"
    Whoever she called picked up quickly, and she mumbled a few quiet words.

    "What is your relation?"
    "He's my brother."
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    |#1|

    "Hello," greeted Beaman, clearly intimidated.
    "I've come to collect my brother Klaus."
    "Sorry, who are you?"

    A gigantic hand was held out.
    "The name's Luther."
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    |#3|

    "Hello. I'm here for my brother Klaus."
    "Name?" Asked Patch warily.
    "Allison Hargreeves."
    "...The movie star?"

    Explanations were long overdue.

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