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Resigned to his eventual death at the hands of the very monster he serves, Draco Malfoy stumbles onto another way out—out of the war, out of the Death Eaters, maybe even out of his inevitable demise…
Hermione Granger: The Girl Who Went Mad.
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30 May 2026
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Pièce de Résistance by neilistic, yeuxverts for On_a_whimbrel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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Healer Hermione Granger is slowly descending into wank-related madness as several of Draco’s veela samples conspire to drive her insane.
Or; Four times healer Hermione came imagining veela Draco, and the one time she fucked him. Also, they’re soulmates.
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03 May 2026
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This story is set twenty-three years after the fall of Voldemort. Our main characters are Ministry employees, middle-aged, and the majority of them not very happy.
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07 Apr 2026
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Wreck a Malfoy by Ramelle_Kammae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dramione - Fandom
24 Aug 2025
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His hand came back. Fingers trailing slowly up her calf. A silent touch that felt less like control and more like praise. Like he was telling her - this is good. You’re good.
A shaky breath escaped her lips. Technically, she wasn’t even doing anything, right? This wasn’t sex. There was no skin-to-skin. No real touching.
Foot stuff didn’t count—did it?
Or... Hermione stumbles messily into something that feels a lot like love.
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- Part 1 of Wreck a Malfoy
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05 Apr 2026
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Well Informed by genuinearticle for blueberrysandwich
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Mar 2026
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“My eyes are up here, Granger.”
Hermione’s gaze snaps back up to meet Malfoy’s amused, quicksilver stare. Her cheeks continue to burn.
“Let’s get this over with,” she snarls.
“Of course,” he says, voice smooth as the whiskey he downs with an elegant flick of his wrist. The glass lands on the mahogany coffee table with a thunk. “I’d ask if you want to start with business or pleasure first, but considering the way you were eyeing my cock—”
“I was doing no such thing—”
“I’m going to assume pleasure.”
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Auror Hermione Granger is so done dealing with her insufferable informant, Draco Malfoy. If only he didn't keep her so... well informed.
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29 Mar 2026