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breathe in the aftermath by Norpad
Fandoms: On the run - Fandom, RPZ - Zerator (Web Series)
01 Oct 2025
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“Ah,” quelqu’un tousse derrière lui, d’une manière qui force à indiquer sa présence. Lenny tourne la tête par dessus son épaule avec toute l’assurance qu’il lui est donné de feindre ; résiste la tentation de présenter son couteau au visage de— l’agent policier Bill Boid.
“Qu’est-ce tu fous là ?”
“Et vous alors ?”
C’est évident ce que Lenny fait là, quand il porte fièrement les couleurs des Vagos et qu’il vient de référer le conflit à venir. Il prépare le terrain ; il annonce le quartier comme déjà réclamé ; il s’assure que personne ne s’approche.
“La police elle a fouillé la chambre d’Elliott ?” Lenny demande à la place.
“Pas vraiment. On a juste récupéré ses appareils, son ordi, tout ça.”
Il hoche la tête, comme si la réponse lui était convenable. “Tu veux monter ?”
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when you talk I just smile and turn up the music real loud by Norpad
Fandoms: RPZ - Zerator (Web Series)
21 Sep 2025
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"Mais au fait, il y aura qui ?"
“C’était pas marqué— ah.”
Une voix retentit au beau milieu de la rue.
"Lucy— mais attends moi ! C'est pas possible, je lui ai pourtant dit que je ne pouvais pas courir avec ces talons… !"
Sally et Kenneth prennent un instant dans leur balade pour scruter le trottoir opposé, où la blonde à la tresse soigneusement coiffée (pour une fois), peut être aperçue à moitié courir à moitié sautiller sur place tandis qu’elle s’efforce tant bien que mal à retirer ses escarpins.
"Ils ont invité la cruche ?"
"Beh vi, vi, forcément vu que c'est la sœur de Lucy. Ils aiment bien Lucy.”
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Les Vagos invitent Sally et Kenneth à leur soirée et ils y croisent Sarah. -
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Il a l’impression de patauger. La date de la Pacific peut s’approcher à grand pas maintenant que la LSPD les laisse en paix, après tout le merdier de ces derniers jours.
“Déjà on va retrouver le Pasteur, voir pour les arrangements de l’enterrement, et après on verra.”
“Sí.”
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Les aftermath du J3, et une analyse de ce qu’il se passe dans la tête de Lenny au J4. -
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Ses cheveux se fondent sous l’ombre d’un rose artificiel, ses lunettes manquent à son visage lui-même à moitié dissimulé derrière celui d’un autre, mais Lenny le reconnaîtrait d’entre mille.
Sa première pensée, c’est qu’au moins il ne semble pas connaitre le gars à qui Kenneth roule une pelle.------
Kenneth trompe Lenny. -
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Un recueil de textes vieux pour certains de plus d'un an, que j'ai tous fini par abandonner mais qui sont toujours lisibles comme pièces détachées, donc je me suis dit autant les poster quelque part.
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it’s a long, hot summer in los angeles. what better time to lose your mind?
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27 Jun 2026
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"Here," said Healy. She held out a lighter and clicked it on.
“What are you, my boyfriend or something?” said Holland.
Healy hesitated for a moment, while Holland slouched harder against the wall behind her and tried to convey through her eyeballs, I’m just an innocent little heterosexual, it would be an awful shame if some sinister old lesbian seduced me later tonight.
Healy, thank God, caught Holland’s drift and leaned in closer. She cupped her hand around Holland’s to shield the lighter from the summer breeze until the tip of the cigarette caught.
“You in the market for a boyfriend, March?”
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24 Jun 2026
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eh, it’ll probably be fine, stop worrying so much by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
11 Jun 2026
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Jackson comes to in the passenger seat of his own car, parked in the driveway of the March house, Holland at the wheel and bitching at him. "Just my fucking luck the universe saddles me with two of you. Emma reacted the exact same way when she found out I was pregnant with Holly. I'm telling you the exact same way except she hit her head on the way down and when she woke up she forgot what the doctor said so I had to break the news to her again and guess what she did next! Guess!"
"Based on her previous behaviors and my own current experiences," Jackson says, groggy and out of sorts, "I’m assuming she passed out again."
"Bingo!" March points a finger gun at him and winks as he shuts off the engine and hops out of Jack's car. He leans through the open window to ask, "You remember what the doctor said, right? I don't have to repeat anything."
"No, I think I'm all caught up on the situation."
so holland's gotten himself knocked up with jackson's baby and it's all pretty complicated except in all the ways it's all pretty simple
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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21 Jun 2026
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She never used to have features, before. Never used to have any particular hair color, or any particular shape of her eyes. No particular scent. She was always just a blank slate, something to project his buried, shameful desires onto and then to discard. She was never real, not even in the privacy of his thoughts.
More and more often as of late, her hair is blonde.In which driver thinks of Irene as he fucks himself
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20 Jun 2026