Nope_ItsNotMe
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- Hannibal (TV) (2)
- DCU (1)
- Charlie Countryman (2013) (1)
- Adam (2009) (1)
- DCU (Comics) (1)
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“I miss you,” Jason let himself admit, “both of you, like…a lot.” His voice was barely above a whisper, just loud enough for his phone to pick it up.
“We miss you too, Jaybird.” Roy mumbled back, sounding less tired now than he did a minute ago. “Can’t wait to see you again, to watch stupid movies n’ do cheesy romantic shit together.”
Jason was about to respond when Roy let out another little hum, one that never meant anything good.
“Plus, y’know, other stuff.”
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Jason gets a phone call from Roy after patrol, what could go wrong?
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- Part 2 of The Epic Highs and Lows of Inexperience
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“You- ugh- you can’t laugh, okay?” Jason leaned back on the half-wet counter, arms crossing over his chest defensively.
“Yeah, sweetpea, I’d never.” Roy agreed, probably far too quickly.
Another pause lulled between the two of them, and Roy was about to ask Jason if everything was alright when the younger of the two mumbled something quietly. Roy blinked for a moment.
“What was that? Sorry, I didn’t hear you.”
“I said-” Jason finally looked up to meet Roy’s eyes, with much more confidence than Roy assumed he really had. “I said I’ve never-...I’ve never actually…had sex…before..” He finished lamely, eyes quickly finding the floor again.
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After dating for a couple months with zero action to show for it, Roy confronts Jason and learns about a secret that is not as big of an issue as Jason thought it was: Jason Todd was a virgin.
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- Part 1 of The Epic Highs and Lows of Inexperience
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“So how much do you know? About sex between men, I mean.” Nigel wondered, Adam moving his head aside to allow Nigel’s lips more space to roam.
“Enough,” Adam’s voice was as calm as usual despite the flush running from his face all the way down his chest, “it’s just…sex. I have a prostate though, and I heard that could be enjoyable, though some men aren’t sensitive there, did you know that? I was reading some articles earlier-” Adam stopped as he felt Nigel chuckle against his skin, a frown pinching the corners of his mouth, “Why are you laughing? I’m answering your question.”
“I love listening to you talk, darling, but why don’t you tell me about what you read after I fuck you? I’m a cuddler, you know. I’ll be more than happy to listen then.” Nigel’s smile was so genuine; Adam felt like he was missing something.
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After getting asked out on a date by a pretty woman at work, Adam is worried when he feels no attraction towards her. Thinking back to his time with Beth, he doesn’t think he was very attracted to her either. After a bit of research, he’s come to the conclusion that he might be gay, and who better to help him figure it out than his next door neighbour, Nigel?
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The headaches, the short temperedness, the fever, the smell. It was all making sense.
“Will- I-I apologise. I'm not certain what’s gotten into me.” Hannibal’s voice was a bit raspy, looking down to his notebook on the desk.
“Hannibal- my lord-” Will coughed out, the stench filling his lungs and pumping his veins full of adrenaline. He could feel his hands beginning to shake lightly. “My lord, I believe you’ve gone into the early stages of rut.”
_________As his guard, Will had always assumed Hannibal was a beta, even though he had never gone through the traditional presentation. Turns out Hannibal was just a late bloomer, and when he goes into rut, Will knows there’s only one way to deal with it.
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“Get on your knees.” Will rasped out.
There was silence. Hannibal’s mouth went dry, eyes snapping open to look at Will. He must have misheard.
“What?”
Will cocked the gun.
“Get on your fucking knees, Hannibal. Or I'm pulling the trigger.”
_________What if, instead of leaving Hannibal’s house after threatening to shoot him, Will decides that Hannibal could atone for his sins (somewhat, at least).
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The Epic Highs and Lows of Inexperience by Nope_ItsNotMe
Fandom DCU, DCU (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics)
05 Aug 2025
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ItsNotMe's Hannigram (+HEU) Fics for the Silly and the Odd by Nope_ItsNotMe
Fandom Adam (2009), Charlie Countryman (2013), Hannibal (TV)
25 Oct 2024
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What the Hell is Groundhog Day? by amberlink
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel
27 Oct 2025
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“So you’re reliving the same day? Today?”
“Yes,” Bucky says.
“And what, you just go to sleep and it restarts over again?” Sam still sounds like he doesn’t quite believe him.
Bucky swallows. “Basically,” he lies. He’s not going to tell Sam there’s a statistically high probability he dies in the next couple hours.
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24 Apr 2026
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Not Easily Conquered by dropdeaddream, WhatAreFears
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Jul 2015
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21 Apr 2026
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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18 Sep 2025
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You're too Busy Talking Over Me to Hear What I'm Saying by Distracted_obsessions
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Jun 2024
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Timothy huffed a laugh then raised a hand. "Your mother didn't like you enough to keep you, Jason didn't like you enough to protect you, Dick didn't like you enough to stay, Bruce doesn't like you enough to hold a conversation with you, and don't even get me started on your grandfather." Every statement was accompanied by a finger counting each one.
Damian stumbled over his own feet, barely catching himself on the railing. He stared down at the darkness without seeing it as all his defenses failed him. He opened his mouth to rebuff him but all that came out was, "And you?"
"Do you really want to know about me right now?"
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Damian and Tim get into an argument after a bad mission and Tim says something that upsets Damian's worldview. It doesn't matter though. Damian just prove that Tim Drake, the super genius, is wrong. It can't be that hard, can it?
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21 Mar 2025
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an abundance of inherited sadness by TheJediAreGay
Fandoms: DCU, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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"Martha herself was in and out of institutions for years and they didn't want anyone to know." - The Riddler, The Batman (2022)
or: sometimes mental illnesses skip a generation
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21 Mar 2025