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5 Times the Raptors Tried to Kill Miriam, and 1 Time They Didn’t by tardigradetardis
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies)
12 Nov 2015
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Miriam thought the job working for InGen sounded perfect. Tropical island, good pay, first dibs on publications… At least, she thought so until she found out that she was the only behaviorist on staff. Once the eggs hatched, it became all she could do to keep up–with the dinosaurs, the science, and her health.
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27 Jul 2026
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The Gentlest of Dooms by sami
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
09 Feb 2024
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Elizabeth Darcy finds a way to pass some time.
Lydia Wickham finds a niche for her own particular gifts.
George Wickham discovers his purpose in life.
Two of them are pleased by the results.
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23 Jul 2026
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I lack the patience to haunt / Instead, I hunt by dwellingondreams
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Jan 2021
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"I dance in dangerous fables, walk a woods with trees white as bone. It's always winter and I'm always pressing my face against something warm with blood." - Yasmin Belkhyr, 'Blizzard'.
“Men die,” Barbrey tells her, bone-white with anger, eyes flashing. “Men die, Donella. Should Stark’s boy not sire a son on you, and if the Bastard has the Dreadfort-,”
“You speak as if Robb Stark were in fragile health,” Nell rolls her eyes. “You’re being paranoid.”
“Willam was in excellent health until he rode off to his death at Ned Stark’s side,” Barbrey hisses. “Do you think he did not promise me we would have children and a long life together before he left? Do you think he did not promise to come back to me? You cannot know what the future might bring. My lord husband survived a war only to die in Dorne. Men and their promises are not your safety nor your refuge. Land is. Power is. Never forget that.”
(In which Nell Bolton contends with both her mother's bloodstained legacy and her father's bloodthirsty bastard, and along the way claims a beast for a bridegroom.)
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11 Oct 2025
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Gleam of a Jewel or a Smile by Systlin for BattyRae
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 May 2025
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Batty fuck YOU for getting me into this rarepair.
Set in The Once and Future King. After slaying two balrogs, Beleg has to wait out a blizzard at Himring before he can return to Doriath. This is made much more infuriating/better/worse by Celegorm Feanorion.Bookmarked by NoodleFiasco
02 May 2025
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Gods do not grow as mortals do. Where a mortal’s internal life can only have so much sway over their outward appearance, to a god they are nigh one and the same.
Zagreus has some difficulty growing up.
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04 Jan 2024