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"Really," Crowley says, and laughs, sharp and mean. "They gave you the job and not the authority to run it? Well, isn’t that a surprise. If only someone had told you."
"That's not how these things work! It's just—slow going, is all. Change takes time, Crowley."
"Sure, yeah. Climb your way up, but not too much, ey?"
"It's not about me," Aziraphale says, snappy, in that holier-than-thou voice. Crowley smiles mirthlessly, bares his teeth.
"No, you're just a tool for the greater Good, are you. How's that working out, d'you think?"
"Swimmingly, actually. The Metatron really appreciates my suggestions." He smiles—soft, wondrous, almost disbelieving. Crowley wants to scratch it out of his face. Wants to shake him until he comes to his senses and drops to his knees and begs him—
"I always knew you were naive, but not this much," he hisses. "They're going to chew you up and put you through the grinder until you can't take it anymore and then, when you finally, finally snap, they'll cast you down like they did the rest of us."
Aziraphale's eyes flick down once—to his mouth, Crowley realizes, and abruptly steps back, face prickling with shame. Shame, him. Imagine that.
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15 May 2026
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Louis de Pointe du Lac's hard-won independence is at risk. He's out of a job, out of money, and out of time. When he is offered a position in rockstar Lestat de Lioncourt's household as his daughter's live-in teacher and nanny, he's grateful. He can't know he is totally unprepared.
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- Part 1 of cord of communion
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18 Nov 2025
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Three of possibly the drunkest university students Martin has ever seen stumble in, laughing uproariously. He doesn’t say that lightly; working in a coffee shop near a university means he has seen his fair share of drunken students. But this. This is something he’s never seen before.
It is five thirty am on a Wednesday.
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11 Aug 2025
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Strange things happen on the day of Martin's mother's funeral. The funeral itself is paid for in full, right down to the coffin and the plot. The people who attend it are strangers to him. When he goes wandering deeper into the cemetery, he meets a strange man with an even stranger dog.
Unfortunately, there is more to his mother's anonymous benefactor than Martin realizes. Fortunately, there's more to the man and the dog, as well.
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10 Aug 2025
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All I Want For Christmas Is Another Divorce by numinousnic
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Dec 2019
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stoked: OH MY GOD
j.sims: Oh, Christ.
j.sims: What is it now?
stoked: ELIAS
stoked: JUST THREW
stoked: A GLASS OF WINE
stoked: IN PETER’S FACEJon skips the Institute holiday party. Luckily (?) for him, Martin, Sasha, and Tim keep him updated on an unexpected bit of drama via groupchat.
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- Part 3 of The Plague Upon the House