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Phainon’s streaming again at the Marmoreal Market about his antique appraisal. As usual, Mydei listens in as he reads through the comments for any weirdos, reporting all the disrespectful ones.
Then, a comment suddenly flashes by: “mydei straight af i would’ve asked for a thigh job if phainon was my sparring partner”
It stops Mydei in his tracks. What the fuck does that even mean?
The commenter continues: “i mean mydei spends so much time with him but is too much of a wimp to do anything. if i were him i would have jumped phainon by now and shown him a real calamity”
That’s it.
He presses the report button without hesitation and sets his teleslate down a little harsher than necessary. The strange people Phainon attracts sometimes… Mydei feels bad for him. No one should have to deal with this kind of garbage just for being… himself.
Before he even realises it, his body is moving on its own. He leaves his room and starts heading towards the market.
What awaits him afterwards is something he doesn’t expect.
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21 Jun 2026
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During the Month of Joy, Castorice gets Phainon to help manage her handicraft booth. Among her creations is a set of Chrysos Heir dolls— chubby, palm-sized cotton cuties.
Phainon discovers the Mydei doll.
a.k.a Phainon doing everything in his power to prevent mini Mydei from being sold. Price hikes, white lies, rubbing one out and fumbling the bag in front of Mydei, in that exact order.
Boyfailure Phainon enjoyers, this one's for you.
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19 Jun 2026
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bunnies and tentacles. oh my. by gh53h54w2
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Jul 2025
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working at a playboy bunny escort establishment can be hard..
what if your customer of the night was a man eating tentacle monster?what if you werent even an escort and just worked there as the chef but the tentacle monster didn't even care and kept talking about impregnating you?
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16 Jun 2026
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Pearly Whites by Anonymous for moshaeu
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Jul 2025
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“Can I eat you out?”
Mydei nearly knocks the pan off the stove.
Phainon thinks she might be bad at oral. She asks Mydei to help her practice. And then asks again—this time for practice with her strap.
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16 Jun 2026
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Phainon's a Good Boy by ChaoticFluffLover
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Apr 2025
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Phainon wants to be good for Mydei. He wants to give back instead of just receiving all of Mydei's... 'Affection'. When a conversation in the public baths that gets Phainon thinking, he runs into the very man he had been thinking about. Intent on taking care of Mydei, Phainon tries to take charge but finds out he has a bit of a... Praise kink.
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09 May 2026