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    It was one time.

    Statistically, condoms had a 98% success rate when used properly. That meant that the condom packet had to have been perfectly sealed, the latex itself had to have no tears or degradation in the material, and it had to be worn as directed.

    So why?

    Why did it feel like the universe was saying fuck you in big bold letters and giving him double birds at the same time?

    So why did the blue lines and the pregnant on the two tests sound so fucking fake?

    Or: Where Shane finds out he's pregnant after their first time together in 2013 despite wearing protection, because the universe loves to fuck with him.

    Set in Omegaverse. Tags will be updated as story progresses.

    (Will be updated every 4-6 days, opposite of The Fertility Face-Off. Updated: June 9th)

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    27 Apr 2026

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    “I have a game.”

    “A game? For my birthday?”

    “Mhm,” Ilya kept his lips pressed against Shane's skin as he spoke. “But we have to start it now.”

    “My birthday isn't for two more weeks.”

    “Oh, Shane. I promise you are going to want two weeks when I tell you what it is,” Ilya smirked against his husband's jawline.

    “Tell me.”

    “Thirty-five, yes?”

    “If you're about to make another joke about how I'm older than you—”

    “I want to make you cum thirty-five times for me.”

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    10k words of Ilya giving Shane orgasms

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    18 May 2026

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    Encouraged by the knot stuffing him full and the warm alpha rumbling behind him, Shane manages to feel sleepy again, giving into his omega’s desire to bask in the comforting presence of his alpha. Well. His for the weekend, at least.

    Shane doesn’t want to think about what comes after his rut is over until later. He’ll cross that bridge when he’s forced to. 

    Or: Shane spends Ilya’s rut with him for the first time

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    05 Mar 2026

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    It didn’t help that Hayden fucking Pike shared a similar sentiment– nor did it help that Ilya knew JJ Boiziau was trying to set Shane up with ‘nice men for my nice capitaine’. He knew Shane pushed back against these things– Shane had defended Ilya to his parents, to Hayden, had told Boiziau that he wasn’t interested in ‘nice men’ that JJ knew. Shane reminded Ilya all the time that he was a nice man– that he made Shane happy.

    That didn’t mean Ilya always believed it.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    After their fight on Boxing Day, Ilya was too hurt to call Shane. Too tired to text. Shane was too anxious and scared to do it first. Both of them will be haunted by their choice when Ilya's plane crashes on his flight to Tampa Bay. After having never come out to the world that they were together, Ilya in his last moments, hurtling towards his certain death at 29, finds himself unable to stop thinking about two people and his future wedding with Shane. A story that will never come to life. Shane finds out during his own game that the love of his life is now gone, gone where he can't follow him.
    A story of death, grief and mourning. Shane losing everything even though his best friends and parents surround him with their love. A few last words from the last person he thought he would ever see change his life.

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    17 Jan 2026