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Pink Pussy by oatlybrandoatmilk
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Mar 2023
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“What’s with the sword theme?” She asks.
“Aiglamene likes swords.” The walls of Scabbards are leaden with them, replicas of swords, pictures of swords, a suit of armor off in a corner holding–you guessed it–a sword.
“So why not call the bar ‘Swords’?”
“Well,” Gideon is only a little delighted that she’s asked this. “Imagine a sword is a dick, then a scabbard must be a–”
“Ah.”
“‘Pussys’ would be too on the nose for a lesbian bar, so Scabbards it is.” Gideon leans forward, hands on the counter and a conspiratorial tone in her voice. “You do know you’re in a lesbian bar, right?”
“Yes, Griddle. I have eyes and critical thinking skills.” Harrow takes another too-big drink.
“I didn’t know nuns went to lesbian bars.” Gideon says, to be a shit.Or: I was just gonna write a fun little thing about Gideon being a bartender and a drummer because I find both of those things attractive, and then 2k of tragic catholic guilt attached itself to Harrow like a revenant, so shit got angsty.
There'll be porn in later chapters, I promise.Series
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13 Jun 2026
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Rumi and Zoey run Naksso - half cafe, half tattoo/piercing shop. When their piercer bails on them out of the blue, they put out a call for new talent - and find that their new hire is just the right fit.
Alt: Married Rumi/Zoey meet a coworker they can't seem to stop staring at.
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11 Jun 2026
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After defeating Gwi-Ma, everything's been going great for Rumi. The Honmoon's been sealed. She's got a loving pair of girlfriends, a much needed vacation, and even an adorable new pet tiger. There's just one problem: Rumi hates being an alpha. But like, that's normal, right? Don't all alphas kind of hate their dynamics?
No?
Shit.
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10 Jun 2026
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Zoey whined as she bared her teeth, rolling her hips against nothing even as she pressed back, squirming, fighting, snapping and growling, and–
"Do not show me your teeth unless you're actually ready to use them."
Zoey froze.
The satin fabric of a business suit pressed roughly against her skin; the sharp weight of an elbow dug into her shoulder; the fist in Zoey's hair gripped tight, a searing, relentless pull.
What she noticed most of all, though, were the fangs.
"Are you done?" Celine's voice was clipped, sharp as a blade and twice as cold, just like her daughter. "Or do you need a firmer hand?"
Just like her daughter, she smelled extra sweet.
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Zoey is a late presenting alpha. Celine has much to teach her.
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10 Jun 2026
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“I think you should be my caddie,” Lena says, on her sixth day in Midvale. She realizes maybe her phrasing isn’t entirely clear. “What I mean is, I want you to be my caddie.”
“I am your caddie,” Kara says, then looks up from where she’s been reading the grass, a teasing smile on her lips. “Right now, even.”
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Lena finds her new caddie on a golf course in the middle of nowhere, and then, she finally starts winning trophies.
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03 Jun 2026