Nintendont2502
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Reboot (Or: why resurrecting your ex with hope powered bullshit is a *bad* idea) by Nintendont2502
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Nov 2025
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Jake refuses to believe Dirk is dead. He can't be! That just... doesn't make any sense! He *has* to fix it.
And... he does! Almost.
The funny thing about Hope is that it doesn't always do what you want, and sometimes instead of your recently-deceased ex, you get a formerly robotic but currently all too human replica of his teenage self - and things only get worse from there.
(inspired by a concept co-created by @/maliciousspirit on tumblr, which i kinda took and. ran with. also if youre reading this heyy)
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"Who are you trying to find?" he asks casually, quickly folding his wing in to avoid hitting a passing woman. "Y'know where they live? It might be easier than hitting up the cops." He blinks, blank eyes widening in alarm as he adds, "Unless they're a criminal? Shit, what did they do?"
"He doesn't live here." It's said with that same careful neutrality, Dirk trying to hide the intensity of his emotions. "He's not a criminal either. I was trying to find him but..." he doesn't exist in any way I can find him. He's right behind me and doesn't remember anything. He's dead.
Dirk doesn't say any of that, just shakes his head and leads them back to his apartment.
"...Do you want to hear a story? It's one written for the boy I'm trying to find."
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Ten years ago, Dirk Strider made it out of his abusive home. Ten years ago, Dirk Strider promised himself he'd help his brother do the same.
Ten minutes ago, he found his brother's ghost.
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If you’re reading this, I’m dead.
Bold fuckin’ opening, I know, but what else am I meant to say? I’d apologise (and I do), but that doesn’t change anything. I’m still dead, one way or another.
So. This isn’t an apology. It’s not really an excuse, either. Honestly, I have no fuckin’ clue what this is. I just… don’t want there to be any ambiguity around this shit, I guess. I can never fully explain why, but the more I try, the less room there is for y'all to blame yourselves.
It wasn’t your fault. It never was.A jaded vampire and a depressed man walk into a bar. Both of them end up hurt.
(An Interview With the Vampire-inspired dirkjake fic, written for the 2025 DirkJake Big Bang.) -
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bro tries. even if he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing
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There's nothing else you can do here. You've got a program queued to send the messages you can't bring yourself to say in ten minutes time, and your sword's laying on your desk next to a note (part gift for Dave, part removing temptation - you can't do that to them. They've already seen enough of your blood spilled).
Guess that's it, then. You're going out the way you always thought you would - still stuck in a shitty apartment, even after everything.
(You can't help but wonder if the force of your fall will be enough to decapitate you for the last time. Comedy comes in threes, right?)
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A re-telling of Homestuck, abridged, revised, and re-written.
Listen on Youtube [Click Here]
Note as of 4/23/26: Much of Homestuck Alternate Universe on AO3 is broken. Images are broken and links are not complete. The fic is also not updated with every episode that exists on YouTube. I do not have plans to fix this and fighting the deterioration of this fic would become an entire project whose scope I don't want to deal with. If you're interested in the art of HSAU, watch the YouTube series.
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29 Sep 2022
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Sans isn't the only one who hides things behind a smile. It would probably have been easier, if he had been.
[dead. might get rewritten at a later date.]
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18 Mar 2022