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    Obi-Wan gains his Mastery in the Force by engaging in time travel shenanigans that he quickly discovers are also time line shenanigans. And then he and Jon settle down, meditate on what the Force wants them to do, and promptly do it. If the Force wants them to clean up the Galaxy one time line at a time, what are they going to do? Say no?

    Inspired by a comment from RebeccaStCeir, because she is an enabler. An AU continuous with ‘The Infamous Rescue’, and as an alternative possible occurrence to ‘Following the Will of the Force’.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    He's not supposed to be in the Arena. Kili Durinson is exempt, it's the agreement between District 1 and the Capitol, it's the agreement his uncle made with President Smaug. But he's still been chosen.

    And the odds of favor don't lend themselves to a young dwarf who's being made an example of as punishment to his uncle.

    But there are alliances to be had, strange allies from very different districts. And outside of the Arena, Thorin Oakenshield Durinson is going to do anything and everything to get his nephew back. Even if that means jumpstarting the rebellion.

    Hunger Games AU with slow burn Bagginshield.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    As Bilbo sat smoking in his empty hobbit hole, he couldn’t help but wonder – when did his life become so boring? Or better yet – when did his old life stop being enough?

    He suspected the answer to that question lay somewhere around the time when he had refused Thorin Oakenshield’s offer of marriage.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Kal's words rang in his head, of how the tradition could be used against the Mand'alor and when Obi-Wan looked at Jango's empty sheath, he knew what he had to do.

    Obi-Wan shot forward as quickly as he could, ducking in front of Kal to steal one of his knives and slamming into Jango’s side right as Reau made it there, sliding the knife in right before she could.

    They both looked at each other, Obi-Wan’s eyes wide as he realized what he’d done.

    “Obi-Wan?” Jango asked as Kal grabbed his arm to keep him upright, looking between Obi-Wan and Reau as he started to piece together what had happened.

    “I’m declaring my intent,” Obi-Wan said, keeping his voice as calm as he could, “To court Mand’alor Fett. Do you accept?”

    Obi-Wan Kenobi is called back to Mandalore as the True and New Mandalorians are trying to come to a truce with Death Watch trying to take hold of the planet. He hadn't expected to find himself siding with the Haat'Mando and he certainly hadn't expected to find himself entering a millennia-old courting ritual with their leader.

    But like always, Obi-Wan finds that when someone needs his help, he can't seem to walk away.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Mandalorian courtship is a fairly straightforward process. Declaration of interest, expression of trust, introduction to clan, and then marriage. The whole process usually takes under a year. Usually. If the Galaxy wasn’t at war and both parties are aware they’re in a courtship.

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    It's an ancient Mandalorian tradition to wear an empty sheath on your belt when you’re ready to be courted. If someone puts a knife into the sheath, they’re interested. If you accept, you keep the knife. Too bad no one notified Obi-Wan Kenobi of this tradition.

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    14 Jun 2026