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  1. Stray Kids (Band) (9)

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  1. Summary

    This is my College AU-Series: Majoring in Chaos, Minoring in Orgasms

    Stray Kids as students living their best lives. It is going to be a mixture of body fluids, cracking jokes and drama, drained in alcohol and pressed between sweaty bodies on makeshift dancefloors and bedsheets.

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    An interwoven story about how a group of friends finds each other. Their lives are marked by love, passion, friendship and everything else that life throws at them in its chaotic way.

    Each fic is a standalone story and can be read on its own, but relationships, friendships and storylines develop across all of them, and certain inside jokes will be better understood if you've read everything ;-)

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    Jisung moved to the desk by the window, setting the hefty manual aside with a soft thud. He needed a plan. Running his fingers through his already messy hair, he pulled his worn notebook from his backpack. The same one filled with half-finished lyrics and melody ideas that came to him at 3 AM. Flipping to a clean page, Jisung clicked his pen several times as he stared at the blank paper. Cat Sitting for Dummies, he wrote at the top of the page, underlining it twice for emphasis. Or how to make Minho's cats fall in love with me in ten steps. This was just like studying for an exam, right? Break it down into manageable chunks. He glanced over at Minho's encyclopedia of cat care, feeling his stomach tighten. Step One: Convince Minho and his cats that I already understand the mysterious creatures I'm about to cohabitate with.

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    Or: Broke grad student Jisung takes a cat sitting job despite knowing nothing about cats. He concocts a plan to make sure Minho and his cats don’t want to fire him (only to end up wanting to keep them forever).

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “You’re the first person I’ve been regularly bottoming for. And my cats have never seen me in that way. So what I think, Jisung, is that my cats don’t like you because they saw you, like.” Minho’s ears are about to melt off from how badly they’re burning. “Dominating me.”

    The silence between them is deafening. Jisung’s jaw is slack, eyes blinking. He looks like he wants to laugh.

    “Don’t laugh,” Minho threatens.

    Because he’s a dick, Jisung immediately laughs.

    Minho develops an addiction to bottoming for his new boyfriend at the cost of all three of his cat’s respect.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    “God, I love you.”

    Silence falls, abrupt and complete. Even the breeze seems to hesitate. Jisung stills mid-motion, one hand caught between turning the page and abandoning it altogether.

    Minho freezes, because no, that was not how this was meant to occur. He intended to be subtle. A measured declaration. Perhaps a carefully guided conversation beneath acceptable layers of plausible deniability.

    Not this.

    Not a raw confession tossed carelessly into the afternoon air like a man flinging himself from a cliff. Depending on how this goes, Minho might have to do just that.

    Or: A regency AU in which Jisung is eccentric and clueless, and Minho is a gentleman who is in love with his best friend

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Jisung is a hustler used to selling his body.

    Minho is billionaire who offers something he’s never been given—time, conversation, care.

    What starts as a strange arrangement slowly unravels into something raw and real. Where bruises run deeper than skin, trust is a luxury, and love was never supposed to enter the room.

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    After a chance crossing of paths, a shared meal and a stolen item—they agree to terms.

    No feelings, no mess. But the lie falls apart the moment Minho touches Jisung like he means it.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Jisung shrugs, all too casual. “Just for fun. You know, for the bit.”

    “You want us to pretend to be a couple…in therapy. Just for fun.”

    “Yeah!” Jisung nods enthusiastically. "Just until the therapist figures it out.”

    Minho gives him a long, slow look that suggests he is currently measuring him for a straitjacket. “So. Two sessions, max.”

    It’s supposed to be a joke– two best friends and roommates walk into a therapist’s office, and pretend they’re a couple until the therapist figures it out.

    But old feelings die harder than old habits, and when everything they’ve been avoiding for five years finally catches up, Minho and Jisung start to realize they may not be pretending as much as they'd like to believe.

    or: Minho and Jisung are not a couple– or so they think.

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    31 May 2026