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    Luke and Leia Skywalker are born just in time to save their father from Palpatine's clutches. As the newly-minted Emperor Palpatine moves to reclaim his prize, or, failing that, destroy his most dangerous enemy, the Skywalker family must find their way back to each other.

    In which, though it may take a long time, people linked by destiny will always find each other.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    In this utterly absurd and laugh-out-loud Star Wars fanfic, follow the hapless Darth Sidious as he attempts to corrupt Anakin Skywalker over the course of 13 years. But there's just one problem: Anakin is as dense as a brick and utterly oblivious to Palpatine's schemes. From organizing Jedi bake sales to mistaking dark artifacts for paperweights, Anakin's well-meaning but clueless actions constantly thwart the Sith Lord's grand plans. As Palpatine's frustration grows, Anakin somehow becomes an even better Jedi, leading to the ultimate backfire when Order 66 is hilariously bungled. If you’re looking for a crack fic full of humor, ridiculous outcomes, and a Sith Lord questioning all his life choices, this story is for you.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Alternate Universe- What if Anakin's mother survived and Anakin never went dark side. Padme has the twins on Tatooine and survives. Anakin tries to help the surviving Jedi, while still keeping his family secret. Meanwhile Darth Sidious has been crowned emperor and is going after the remaining Jedi. Rumors have it he's looking for a new apprentice. Anakin gets to be a daddy.

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    21 Jan 2026

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    "And though he was not God, perhaps he could be Adam, and perhaps, if the universe dared bestow any luck upon his wretched heart, Elizabeth could become his Eve."

    When Victor Frankenstein shoots his sister in law on her wedding night, his angered Creation leaves and takes the corpse of Elizabeth Lavenza with him. In isolation in a far corner of the world, The Creature decides that he too can conquer death. Grave consequences follow, but so does invoiceable love.

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    30 Nov 2025