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    There’s nothing particularly remarkable about Sullust.
    Well, except for Obi-Wan’s time-traveling son. But, you know. Apart from that.

    Or, baby-Luke-raised-by-Ben-Kenobi shows up in the middle of the Clone Wars, causes Anakin and Obi-Wan to put two and two together and get forty-five, and in the process inspires a series of heartfelt conversations that may or may not avert the terrible future he’s from.

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    What if the Creature hadn't managed to break all the chains in time? For anyone else, that blaze would be a death sentence...but his death has never been that easy.

     
    Elizabeth finds the Creature in the rubble after the fire, and the rest of the family has to decide what to do about this, in the wake of Victor's failed attempt to burn it all down and pretend this never happened. This gets a little more complicated in the face of secrets that refuse to stay buried, stubbornly lingering ghosts of Bad Decisions Past, and the police starting to ask some thorny questions about Herr Harlander's disappearance...

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    “It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
    It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”

    The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.

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    What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
    You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
    And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...

    Based on the Tumblr shitpost.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    “This is a bad idea,” I said, as we edged through security behind a knot of trustees in patriotic cufflinks. “Not because of the ghosts. Just, like—socially.”

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