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    “You look like shit.”

    A red gaze sweeps Lucifer from head to hoof and back again, followed by a well-sculpted eyebrow rising pointedly.

    “Yes, yes,” Lucifer says from very much not the high ground. “Pot. Kettle. I’m aware. Why do you look like shit?”

    Red places his free hand on his chest, fingers spread in gentlemanly offense. “I’m merely winded from all the effort I put into saving the Pentagram from your folly.”

    Uh huh. No doubt Red’s a real hero. But first, a point of clarification. “My folly?”

    “When you walked straight into the most obvious ambush of all time and were used as the unwitting power source for a doomsday device that nearly killed us all.” Black-tipped ears perk forward. “Ring any bells?”

    Oh, fuck him. Also, no, not really. “Well, excuse me for underestimating what you sinners are capable of. None of you have ever managed to hurt me before in all the millennia you’ve tried. I’m not used to ambushes meaning anything.”

    “Hence, folly.” Red tilts his head to the side at an inhuman angle, canned laughter swelling in the background. “You’re so good at it!”

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    20 Jun 2026

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    To be fair to Hizashi, which is something Shōta routinely tries to avoid, it’s not like he’s wrong.

    Because yes, Shōta is correct that Dekiru is technically, legally a villain, but the spirit of Hizashi’s statement is also right because he’s just …

    Not a very good one.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Camp Half-Blood has seen a lot of strange things. That's kind of the point. Greek demigods, monsters, gods walking the earth in human form, prophecies that give everyone headaches. It comes with the territory.

    But no one can explain Alastor.

    No one understands why Alastor stays. No one understands why Lucifer trusts him. No one understands what they are to each other. And honestly? No one wants to ask.

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    aka 5 times Alastor terrorized Camp Half-Blood (+1 time he protected it)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    When Alastor dies in 1933, he expects Hell.
    What he does not expect is to wake in the in-between, face to face with Michael, the prince of Heaven, and be offered a bargain. All in exchange of protecting one Lucifer Morningstar, no less!
    Alastor agrees for practical reasons.
    Then everything becomes inconvenient because what begins as a mission becomes something far messier as Alastor is drawn into the world of these two angels. There are too many feelings involved and that's certainly not what he bargained for!

    (Someone please help this dumb deer.)

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    28 May 2026

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    There is power in a voice. Alastor of all people would be a fool not to know that. It was his voice that captivated America despite the color of his skin. It was that same voice that drew an otherworldly entity of unspeakable power to his humble cabin in the bayou.

    And it’s Charlie’s voice that sends these wretched reporters packing. Filled with potential, indeed.

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    27 May 2026