Mr_Chickensandwhich
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there- Language:
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26 Jul 2026
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august by CordeliaRose
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
31 Aug 2023
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Somehow, Nico's life only gets more confusing after he defeats a primordial Goddess.
Will Solace accounts for about 90% of that confusion.
(A journey through August, and all its ups and downs.)
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13 Jul 2026
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Keith's Type by AmbitiousSkychild for Methoxyethane
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
14 Nov 2017
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“How would anyone notice what anyone else’s type is in the middle of all this?!” Matt demanded, laughing.
“What’s Keith’s type?” Lance blurted out like an idiot.
“It’s… obvious,” Pidge said. “He gets all flustered over shitty puns and most physical comedy. And have you seen the way he stares at Hunk when he’s going on about the mechanics of something? Like how the lions work? I’ve literally seen him blushing when Hunk goes into explanation mode.”
“So, you think he has a crush on Hunk?” Lance squawked.
“No. You bonehead,” Pidge laughed. “I’m saying any dad-joke-telling, klutzoid with good grades has probably got a pretty good shot at Keith.”Or: It figures that after years of getting it hilariously wrong face-to-face, Lance finally gets good at talking to Keith through a screen, which is, like, one of his biggest accomplishments. Then, Pidge makes the comment that Keith has a type, while heavily implying that it's Matt.
But, listen, with everything going on with Voltron, the coalition, the Blade of Marmora, and Coran, Lance isn't going to get distracted worrying about it.
Ask anyone, he's always been great with measuring levels of importance....- Language:
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27 Jun 2026
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go go go (one of us) by SoloChaos
Fandom Bandom, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Twenty One Pilots
10 Jan 2015
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28 May 2026
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“Oscar winner Jenna Black caught cheating with newcomer Debby Ryan.”
“Jenna Black caught in lesbian love affair with fellow actress.”
“Actress Jenna Black seen cheating on husband, record label boss, Tyler Joseph.”
“Sex on the beach? Jenna Black gets steamy with Debby Ryan.”
Lavender marriages can't last forever.