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    Rook wasn’t supposed to be here. No, really—she wasn’t supposed to be here. The Inquisition wasn’t supposed to even be on her radar—the Rook that existed then wasn’t even called Rook, and still was learning how to cast spells.

    And yet, Solas is looking at her. Not the Solas she knows, either.

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    Rook time travels. It makes things objectively worse.

     

    alternatively titled: Mithian Aldwir's very bad, horrible, no-good, terrible year

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    20 May 2025

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    Coiling Time aka. the Thedosian Pottery fic

    "Just that feeling when you’re about to go but then you’ve forgotten this particular data strand and the continuity just barely lets you pass through deflux... You know, like every molecule in your body is screaming in frustration at you over being reassembled just a little off. Oh fuck,” a wave of nausea and pain passes through me, and I accept a hot metal cup of liquid with shaking hands and a grateful sigh. “Thank you. I really must have miscalced some… something, something bad this time. Was it a timecode thing? Two days, you said?”

    The man hums, as if in agreement.

    “Well, there goes my plan to document hand-building techniques and drip glazes for a few months in the nineteen-seventies... Oh, this tastes nice and herb-y. Is that mint? And... Fennel seed?”

    “Elfroot, mostly,” the man says, and I nod, leaning back.
     

    Following what appears to be a mishap with her calendarium, time travelling 22nd century researcher Malika finds herself in Thedas during the Inquisition. Staying undercover proves hard however, despite your training, when you've caught the interest of a certain stoic elven mage... Also, pottery? Complete!

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    16 Aug 2024

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    “Where there is love there is life.” ~ Mahatma Ghandi

    Salihn rubbed her face slowly coming around and then bolted upright staring at her hands in horror.
    “GET IT OFF!” she yelled panicked.

    Very curious, He thought.

    Rubbing her hand and seeing that there was nothing wrong with it and let a breath of relief escape as she shoved her hair out of her eyes. Her head swiveled quickly at the sound of someone clearing their throat.

    He was paralyzed in her gaze. She had one brown eye and one blue – that…that is not possible.

    Moving away from him quickly she fell off the bed hitting the rough stoned floor hard.
    Ouch, Fuck – that hurt. Th…th…that is a fucking elf…Wait…I know that face…what the fuck is going on?

     

    Elvhen translations are from: Elven DAI Translator at lingojam.com/ElvenDAI and
    Elven DAI spreadsheets at docs.google.com/spreadsheets

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    11 Aug 2024

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    Evuna thought she would forever wander the world that rejected her, barely scraping along by selling alchemical works and ingredients to whoever would buy them, and never resting her head in the same place more than once.
    But when the world started to fall apart, with a whole in the sky and templars fighting apostates and bandits at every crossroad, she knew she had to find somewhere safe--the Inquisition was her best bet.

    **kind of abandoned(?), life got stupid. Please read the update!**

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    23 Jun 2024

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    It happened when you were sixteen.

    You hadn’t seen it coming. Why would you? Soulmates weren’t a thing by the time you were born. It was an old concept, a montage of grainy, black and white photos you might see in a museum, or the history channel if there was nothing else to watch.

    And yet, it happened to you.

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    01 Mar 2024