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Don't Sit Under The Apple Tree (With Anyone Else But Me) by Imogen_Penn
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
24 Jun 2015
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When Darcy had first moved into Stark Tower, Pepper Potts had sat her down in the living room of her suite and explained a few things. The basics, she had said, of surviving life with superheroes...don’t let Natasha pour your drinks; if you hear a weird noise in the ceiling, it’s always Clint; if you smell smoke, start yelling at Tony; and give Bucky Barnes a wide berth.
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Next on my List by Em_Jaye for Ellerigby13
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), The Sandman (Comics)
04 Dec 2020
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Steve Rogers has been flirting with Death for a while now...
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08 Dec 2020
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MARRY, FUCK, KILL by sevenfoxes for metonymy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Apr 2014
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"Actually, you know, I get it. Rogers would be an excellent MARRY choice. You know that he'd never leave the toilet seat up, would never drink the last of the milk, and would clean the rain gutters without prompting," Darcy says. She's never really considered Steve as anything other than Captain America who is impossibly unapproachable; weirdly enough, the things she finds intimidating about him as a person oddly work for her in a domestic setting. "Ugh, plus you just KNOW Barton would be the type of fucker that would eat the last oreo and then shove the empty box back into the cupboard."
"So what's your list then, Darcy?" Jane asks, turning back to look at the mold, which has done exactly fuck all in the last half-hour.
"Don't rush me! I need to make an informed, calculated choice."
Darcy looks down at her pad, then back up at Natasha. She purses her lips in thought. "You've fucked Barnes, right? How dexterous is that metal hand?"
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The ladies of SHIELD play a mass game of MARRY FUCK KILL, Avengers edition.
Wherein everyone marries Steve, kills Tony, Jane betrays science and Darcy hypothetically turns Thor into a llama.
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- Part 1 of MARRY FUCK KILL
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