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    Sir Hans Capon has grown into a lonely man. Sad, bitter, and far from the happy, mindless Lordling he used to be; having never found anyone to ever truly love him.

    Until Rattay gets a new Captain of the Guards. Henry of Skalitz- quiet, hardened by years of endless battles; having never met anyone to love after losing his home.

    They meet. And, throughout the months, they bring each other back to life again.

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    22 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 50

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    Usually Hans would be be pulling at his own prick like a maniac by this point, but something about his stillness—his bright gaze, his quiet focus—feels deliberate. Like a lurking animal, biding its time. When he speaks his voice is steady. "You wish you could do this for real, don't you? You wish you could fuck me like a woman."

    "No," Henry lies, but of course now he has to imagine it, and the idea sears into him.

    Henry teaches Hans how to lie convincingly. It fails in all the right ways.

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    21 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Hans Capon was in love with his best friend, the multitalented Henry who was a little bit too passionate about baking. He had been trying to express his feelings to Henry for the past month, but Henry just would not get it. And then, one day, he ran across a perfume that smelled like croissant, or so they claimed, and Hans decided that maybe if he smelled like the pastry Henry liked so much, Henry might finally eat him too (no vore, you animals).

    Meanwhile Henry felt he was the biggest idiot on planet Earth for missing all the signals.

    Chapter 1-6 Main, 7 extra

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    16 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    With a new quest on the horizon, but still some time away, Henry finds himself doing a favour for a befriended huntsman.
    It's only keeping an eye on a lone cabin for a couple days, and he fully intends on doing it alone, but when a certain nobleman has a truly rotten day, the urge to whisk him away is irresistible.

    So he does.

    A story of little moments that become something more.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    “If we could get married, but only for a day, would you still want to?”

    “A day? Who in their right mind would get married for a day?”

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    12 Jan 2026