Moonflower_Rose
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r/OneOrangeBraincell
A subreddit dedicated to derpy orange cats! "It's a common belief that all orange cats share a single brain cell." -Unknown
Created Feb 18, 2008
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826K Brain cells
10K Searching for the brain cellThe fact that Ronald Weasley is not a cat is not about to stop Draco Malfoy from complaining about him on his new favourite subreddit.
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It's not cheating if nobody even takes off their pants. Right?
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How To Hump Your Rival In One Easy Step by Moonflower_Rose for RatKingPoe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2025
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It took Harry many steps to follow Malfoy out into the school grounds, but only one to absolutely blow his mind.
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Gather Your Will With Mine by babooshk_art, bluefay, blvdeofhoney, fwooshy, gryffindorhearts, louisfake, lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill), M0stlyVoid, MaesterChill, Moonflower_Rose, nv-md (ANW815), RenVeree, shealwaysreads (onereader), shiftylinguini, skeptique, softlystarstruck, sweet_s0rr0w, tackytiger, teacup_tai, The_Sinking_Ship, thestarryknight for onbeinganangel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jan 2022
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A mysterious note, a whispered promise, a dark Ministry secret kept from everyone. Draco and Harry will have to run to stay alive. Whether by bike or bus or automobile, all that matters is they go together.
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
03 Jul 2026
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Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.
Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.
The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.
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Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
03 Jul 2026
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
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Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
01 Jul 2026
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Come on over I’ll adore you by apliddell
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jul 2026
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Ilya is rolling out the red carpet to welcome Shane into their new home. Well it’ll be theirs someday anyway.
Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
01 Jul 2026
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Shane had been sucking Rozanov’s mostly soft dick for between six and eight minutes. Since all the most important moments of Shane’s life were timed, he had a good internal clock. He was pretty sure it had been eight minutes.
Bookmarked by Moonflower_Rose
30 Jun 2026