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Maybe he doesn’t hate you for your constant teasing. Maybe he’s only been excluding you because he’s just shy around you... for some reason. Why would he be shy, though? Awkward is a better word, but awkwardness is more negative. Ugh! He’s so annoying. Nothing he does makes sense. He’s like a radar of mixed signals. One day he approaches you, the next he avoids you, the next day you're invited to casual plans, the next you're excluded from study groups and sessions, and today he begrudgingly adds you into his grand smartopia blueprint plan. You get the feeling you're just a second thought to him. It makes your stomach churn with nerves.
Whatever, you shouldn’t care about him so much. I mean, look at the dude. He’s a gaming study nerd. And sure, you’re also a gaming nerd, but your description didn’t have “study” in it, so you’re automatically ranked above him.
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The Roaring has been ignited, but it’s not as much of an on sight event as expected. It’s a slow, gradual decay eating away at the town and its citizens. With no one and nowhere left to turn Kris gravely accepts their fate with open arms and an open chest.
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“I’m sorry I wish...” Mike trails off.
Mike wishes for lots of things. Right now, he wishes he was able to provide comfort without the fear of intimacy, but he can’t. He can’t because of these lingering fears and thoughts.
Thoughts like how close Will is to him right now, how Wills eyebrows furrow when he's mad, how he stutters when trying to collect his thoughts, how his green eyes soften when they look at him, or how every couple of seconds when Will makes another dramatic movement his knee brushes against Mikes.
The thoughts buzz around his head like static. Sometimes he’s able block the static out, like turning off a tv. Other times the power off button refuses to budge.
“Wish what?” Will questions. Eyes filled with the kind of hope you learn to pity.
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Or a short draft from a longer series I had planned out based on an apocalyptic season five.
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Mike continues to sit there pondering for what feels like eternity. Which for him translates to a couple more seconds. Amidst his very deep and important reminiscing, he finds himself bringing his pencil towards the paper. Not even fully conscious or aware of what he was doing, he slowly crosses out El’s name. The stroke is soft, light, subtle. Something that would only be noticed if one were to take the time to read the words on the page down to the very last line. A passerby stealing a quick glance surely wouldn’t notice it or take the time to question why it was there.
Mike blinks fading out of his thoughts and back to the reality present in front of him.
He grips his pencil and concludes his editing side quest. Staring down at the paper below him, he sees the new variation of the letter.
“Love Will.”
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Or Mike is forced to reconcile with his different emotions to two variations of the same Letter.
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I am Kojiro. I am a womanizer. I am about to be womazing these ladies up with my extremely good skating skills. The crowd cheers in anticipation as I enter the battlegrounds, also known as the skating rink. I flash a wink at a pretty lady who swoons and faints at my action. I chuckle before looking back ahead of me to eye my skate opponent, Karou.
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Pls helpme I did this for a challenge. This shit is so ass. I do not watch SK8. My friend made me write this. I hope you SK8 fans enjoy.
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They tried pitch shifting, tampering with the speed, but it was pointless. His voice, his tone, his delivery decidedly couldn’t be altered.
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Kris produces cringe hyperpop on soundcloud and a faceless streamer with horrendous audio quality quite literally becomes their muse.
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10 Jul 2026
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everything functions perfectly (without you) by blue_asterisk
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
09 Jul 2026
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In one world, Berdly spends Festival Day in the sunlight, watching Kris, Susie and Noelle blur together in the distance. In another, he lies frozen in a hospital bed, vision as dark as his future.
What difference does it make? At the end of the day, he’s alone.
Or: Eventually, inevitably, Berdly’s worst nightmare comes to life.
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09 Jul 2026
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u/MWpaladin commented on “Can’t tell the difference between sorcerers and…” posted by u/LionsandTigers7 on r/DnDu/MWpaladin: Are you an actual idiot? Sorcerers and wizards are hardly even comparable. It’s not ‘the same thing’ in the slightest. A sorcerer’s magic doesn’t even come from a book of spells, their powers are INNATE. Maybe go back to third fucking grade before you ever try and DM a campaign of your own. Jesus Christ. Another important differentiation to note is… [expand]
Or: a long, very long, retrospective of Mike’s reddit history.
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09 Jul 2026
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--"I was also introduced to Girl in Red, of whom’s lyrics I recognize to be your newest Discord status which is-- lest you forgot-- ‘that’s why I love fall,’ a reference I understand pertains to ‘We Fell in Love in October.’”
Noelle’s heart sank. Was he upset about her… gay music taste? She guessed that she should’ve known, considering how much COD he played.
“Which brings us to what I wanted to talk to you about,” Berdly adjusted his collar, nervous dry mouth causing him to bend out of frame to take a swig of PRIME. When he returned, he couldn’t bring himself to look at the camera. “It’s clear to me that you are experiencing some romantic feelings…”
Oh boy, here we go. Noelle bit her lip.
“For me,” Berdly sighed.
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09 Jul 2026
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Kerdly isn't Canon by Softservecola
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
07 Jul 2026
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[xmossmouthx] berdly pls
[xmossmouthx] i have a family
[xmossmouthx] spare meBerdly considered this for a moment. He was presented with a paradox as old as time. Would he let the trolley run over his dignity or run over Schrodinger's cat of romance? Before he could decide, another message appeared.
[suz1z1lla] berdly how tf do u have so many diamonds
Berdly’s attention snapped towards his house on the horizon, which Susie had clearly begun to plunder.
[smartgenius555] SUSAN I COMMAND YOU TO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
OR ELSE.--
How embarrassing it was to be smitten: to--in defiance of logic--hope. Because, in truth, it was painfully obvious that “Kerdly” was not canon.
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Berdly has a fat crush and thin confidence. Susie helps him out for the bit. Everyone plays a lot of videogames together.