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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    03 May 2026

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    While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.

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    03 May 2026

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    Ilya is a very perceptive person. He saw the way Shane held himself. He heard the way Shane talked about his girlfriend. Most importantly, he saw the way that Shane had looked at /him/.

    Shane was convincing himself he was straight. Ilya knew he was not.

    Ilya hadn’t lied - he /was/ going to help Shane with his anxiety. It just so happened that a good part of Shane’s anxiety came from the fact that he was lying to himself and everyone else about a key part of himself.

    So Ilya was going to be helping Shane accept that part of himself. No matter what it takes.

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    Shane Hollander thinks he's just a straight man with anxiety. His hypnotherapist thinks otherwise and is willing to prove it in every single way.

    aka the very specific hypnosis kink fic that no one else was going to write. DD:DNE, DLDR, please read the tags!

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    02 Apr 2026

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    “I certainly ain’t selling it for a pie and a pint, Mister.”

    “Ren.”

    She cocked a brow.

    “Mr. Ren,” he supplied.

    “I’m not buying you the pie or the pint in hopes of getting it in your cunt, Rey.”

    Or the Victorian Pornography AU that no one asked for.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Eager to start a new life, Rey bribes her way onto a ship bound for Canada and disguises herself as a young man to become the irascible Captain Solo's cabin boy.

    This goes exactly as you think this will go, with lots of angst, smut and drama along the way.

     

    Rey was going to have to undress him. All of him this time, and there was no escape.

    There was such a mixture of emotions running through her head that she barely knew how to separate them. The most immediate was nerves, the fear that this was another chance for him to discover her secret. But almost as intense was the burning curiosity to find out what lay under his breeches.

    And then finally, hardest to name but growing in intensity, was the understanding that she found this man attractive, very attractive, to an almost distracting degree, where just being near the heat of his body created a corresponding heat in her own.

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    24 Jan 2026