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Luna’s Lawful Guide to Lemon Drops, Larceny, and Llamas by galileagalilei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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Luna turned her head slowly, taking in the sea of leafy columns around her. The earth smelled sweet and lush, as though someone had spilt an entire harvest festival on the ground.
“Well,” she said aloud – with no one else around to hear – “this is new.”
A sudden gust of wind tore through the field, bending the green towers nearly flat and making Luna’s hair whip against her cheeks. It also revealed, hanging from the plants, large tufts of shaggy, golden-brown fluff.
“Not entirely new, then,” Luna concluded, rising to her feet with a small grunt. She brushed off her dress – pointlessly, since it was already a disaster – and regarded the towering stalks with polite interest.
“It appears I have landed myself in a cornfield.”
In which Luna is accidentally blasted into the past courtesy of one of her mother’s experiments. Somehow, she then manages to hoodwink a Dark Lord, acquire a cult following, seduce unsuspecting wixen with nothing but apples in hand, and thoroughly enrage a priest.
Love, naturally, sneaks in at the end.
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- Part 5 of My Harry Potter Story Vault
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11 Jun 2026
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What to Expect When You're Exceptional by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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“You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.
“Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”
Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.
“No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”
“Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”
Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.
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11 Jun 2026
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a three step guide to losing your internship by chimkinstu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 May 2026
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Step 1: Apply to your own company as an intern.
Step 2: Get squished into a hot, crowded elevator with the most beautiful person in the world. (Optional: Get hard and embarrass yourself in front of him.)
Step 3: Get completely fucked over.Or, undercover CEO James Potter Benitez wants to find out the nitty gritty of running his company. Somehow, he instead gets down and dirty with his pretty little intern Regulus Black, aka the estranged son of their rival company.
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10 Jun 2026
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32 year old Michael is hired for a babysitting job. (unfinished)
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10 Jun 2026
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Continuing Education Credits in Cryptozoology by cfeo2_ad
Fandoms: Original Work, Fanfiction of Original Work - Fandom
10 Feb 2026
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Here he goes again. Jack hasn't gotten in over his head yet, but it's time to slow his roll a bit. He'll only get a little gravid and drugged on cryptid slime this time.
(Un?)fortunately for him, Jack doesn't know jack about herpetology.Fan-written sequel to BiscuitDragon_Ao3's original work An Honorary Degree in Cryptozoology.
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10 Jun 2026