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Ch. 1 Simon dealin with trauma after a bad dream. Grace is his godsend, his only reason for living.
Ch. 2 Simon discovers rain
ch. 3 Grace tries to give Simon a physical. Simon doesn't make that easy.
ch. 4 Simon tries to get Grace's attention
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Happy Birthday Simon by Metamorphmigus for markiplier
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
29 Jun 2026
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Simon has never had a birthday party. Grace is gonna fix that.
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Harpy Edgar and human pirate Scriabin are back with another adventure on the sea! This time they seek out one of Scriabin's old compatriots, Devi. We learn a bit more about the pirate, despite his best efforts to remain mysterious. And Edgar learns that some humans are ok, while many more are down right terrifying. Buckle up land lovers, this one is going to be more intense.
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- Part 4 of Skybound Serenade
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Edgar may be pregnant. Scriabin has NO idea if he's ready for that.
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- Part 3 of Skybound Serenade
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Edgar has been living with Scriabin for a little while. And they've not done anything he expected a pair bond to be doing. So he goes and makes a lil nest. Meanwhile Scriabin is monitoring him and being like, what that silly harpy doin? Confusion and miscommunication, a lil melodrama for spice and a bit more of comfort to wrap it all up. Oh and sex, they totally have sex. I mean, how else can you expect them to communicate?
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- Part 2 of Skybound Serenade
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Ryland looked down at his clipboard, where he had written a reasonable script, supplied earlier that day by Adrian. Unfortunately, the moment his eyes landed on the words, his brain supplied only terrible ways to say them.
He chose the worst one.
“I need flowers with prominent reproductive structures.”
The man went completely still.
Ryland could feel his soul attempting to leave his body.
“For a plant anatomy lab,” he added quickly. “For my students. Middle school students. Not–” He cut himself off, because there was simply no end to that sentence that would improve his situation. Instead, he just weakly smiled, and added “Science.”
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Ryland Grace is brilliant with biology, awkward with adults, and far too invested in giving his students the lessons they deserve. Simon Fleischer is a guarded florist who trusts plants more than people and has no interest in being needed by anyone again. But when a forgotten school lab brings Ryland into Root & Thorn, their lives begin to tangle in quiet, unexpected ways – through flowers, roots, and the terrifying possibility of being cared for properly.
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21 Jul 2026
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Patron Saints Of One Way Trips by Starsketch00
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
23 Jul 2026
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Iron Lung meets Project Hail Mary. After spotting the floating remnants of the Iron lung from the Hail Mary on Grace and Rocky's journey back to Erid, Grace insists on bringing it with them.
Grace gets on his space suit and goes and tethers it to the hail Mary. Rocky uses his ship to manufacture a link with the iron lung and they manage to pry open the window shield to reveal someone inside.
They manage to cut open the iron lung and get its sole passenger to med bay and have Armando stabilize him until they get to Erid.
Simon barely comes to, but just manages to make out Graces sillouette in front of a bright light, before falling unconscious and kept in a stable coma for the rest of the trip.
How will these two Patron Saints of One Way Trips learn to cohabitate on a completely foreign world? Will Simon be able to adapt to living a more stable, civilian lifestyle? Will Simons shadows stay behind him and not destroy the life he will build for himself?
Will both of these lonely humans be able to find solace and acceptance being the only human souls on the edge of a foreign galaxy? Only time will tell.
(Optional NSFW) https://archiveofourown.org/works/89066716/chapters/236430826Series
- Part 1 of Patron Saints Of One Way Trips
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21 Jul 2026
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In which two deeply damaged people try, badly, to offer each other olive branches without mistaking them for weapons--or turning it into a sex thing.
(It's definitely a sex thing.)
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(Trans!Grace repeatedly gets the rug pulled out from under him. Simon continues to require several therapists. Unfortunately, there are still no therapists on Erid.)
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20 Jul 2026
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"This quarantine shit is stupid, you know. You saw the health panel—I'm not gonna radiation blast you with my eyes or anything. I survived a freaking blood ocean! And came out fine! What's a few germs after that?"
Grace sighed. Simon may as well have been a mutant from Area 51; quarantine was more for Grace's health than his. "Fine is a weird way to describe getting turned into half goldfish."
"It was an eel, for your information. And compared to the other option, I think I got the good ending here."
Or: Simon and Grace have phone sex while they wait for Simon to stop being radioactive.
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20 Jul 2026
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Grace's cheeks flushed red. In all honesty, he'd completely forgotten why they had come all this way in the first place. His head tilted sideways towards his backpack. It was packed full of supplies: lubricant, blankets, water, and a few snacks just in case. Maybe more junk too.
Simon stared at the side of Grace's face expectantly, adding, "Only if you still want to, though. I'm just fine with watching the ocean too."
He did want to, of course. How long had it been since Grace had actually had sex with someone else?
Answer 1. Well over two decades.
Answer 2. His entire life, if only other men counted.
Answer 3. About 12 hours, if jacking himself off while Simon half-drunkenly sexy talked over their communicators last night counted.
Regardless, his answer was a resounding, "Yeah, I do. Just don't mess me up too badly, okay?"
Or: On a warm day on Erid's beach, Ryland Grace gets dicked down by Simon. Mutated edition.
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14 Jul 2026

