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    Snape’s brow sinks low over his eyes. “Why.”

    “Wh—?” Potter blinks twice then groans aloud. “What do you mean, ‘why?’” he says, snorting an incredulous laugh. “God’s sake, Snape, have you never got a gift before?”

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    Harry's been giving Snape gifts, each more thoughtful and precious than the last. It takes Snape 22,000 words to figure out why.

    Featuring art by the astoundingly talented PinaNaponi!

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    16 Jun 2026

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    It's Courting Day: seventh- and eighth-year students get the chance to declare their intentions to formally woo each other. The only way for Harry to avoid being a matrimonial target is to put in a declaration of his own. Surely if he picks someone who would never in a million years accept his suit, he'll escape unscathed...

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter really didn’t plan on living past his fated confrontation with Lord Voldemort. When the latent basilisk venom and phoenix tears in his blood started making dramatic changes to his body, he wasn’t that concerned. It’s not like he was going to live long enough for it to be a problem anyway.

    Even if he had planned to live past the final battle, then he could never have guessed the struggle awaiting him on the other side, or that he’d become a magnet for those with nowhere else to go like the snarky house elf, the grumpy phoenix, the injured vampire, or the stray werewolf that showed up on their doorstep…oh, and the egg. You can’t forget the egg; that’s the most important, more than anyone or anything else on the planet. Harry will do whatever it takes…literally whatever, even light the fire and watch the world burn, all for the sake of the egg.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Harry signed up to the matching service his grandparents used. He hopes to find a partner for him and a second parent for Teddy.His dates don't go as planned.

    Draco has been signed up by his father, who wants to find his son a mate who will help elivate the status of the Malfoy name. Draco's not happy with his father's selection.

    They exchange letters anonymously.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter is one of the most handsome and sought after alphas on the Hogwarts Higher Education Programme. Draco Malfoy on the other hand, is the Seventh Year omega son of deceased Death Eaters and is widely ignored and shunned by his peers. Harry doesn’t even know Draco exists until he discovers that the younger boy is pregnant with his baby thanks to a spell gone wrong.

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    26 May 2026

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