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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Kaigaku hated the little yellow twerp. He looked like a pee stain on good days and a mite of dust on bad ones.

    ...Now if Kamado would get the hell OFF of him, then maybe he'd actually think of him as a human!

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    In which Kaigaku is silly and stupid, while it's Zenitsu's turn to be annoyed with his big brother- oh sorry, he meant his senior.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    Theon Greyjoy thinks he died- he's wrong. After attempting to escape with Sansa from Ramsay he somehow ends up back in Winterfell in the year 298.

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    21 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Robb refused to admit to his friend’s strangeness, but Lady Catelyn had confided in her the truth. That Theon Greyjoy had woken one morn, screaming like a man in mortal agony, and had been wrong ever since.

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    21 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    Mike passes out on the floor of Harvey’s office, and the latter isn’t sure whether to blame himself or Mother Nature.

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    10 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    “What would you do if I said I had an invitation sitting here on my desk for Robb to join the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest.”

    “I’d say you’re fucking mental, Jon, and as Robb’s PR manager, I’d remind you once again that Eurovision is PR death, especially for UK artists, and you will not drag me into it.”

    Jon winced and adjusted the phone against his shoulder, looking over the invitation letter again as his eyes darted from the finances on the computer screen in front of him to the letter and back again. “And what would you say if he wasn’t the UK’s Eurovision candidate.”

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    Robb goes to Eurovision. Jon is perfectly fine about this. Theon is not. Everything will *certainly* go well, right?

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    06 May 2026