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    r/offmychest
    u/chris_skywalker • 57d

    my (m13) dad’s best friend (m31) is dating an ugly old hag when he should be dating my dad (m33)

    where do i even start omg…

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    OR Christopher takes out his frustrations with Buck and Eddie on Reddit.

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    31 May 2026

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    “Which do you think makes you feel most loved?”

    Eddie thought for a long moment. Too long, maybe. Then he shrugged, “Honestly, Buck? I have no idea.”

    Buck’s brows pinched up. “What do you mean? When have you felt the most loved?”

    “Don’t make a big thing of this, Buck. Promise?”

    Buck made a show of crossing his heart, brows still raised curiously.

    “I’m not sure I’ve ever… really felt loved in a relationship? I’m not convinced that I know what makes me feel loved…”

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    After finding out that Eddie doesn't know what his love language is, Buck sets about finding out for him. He begins a five week experiment, one for each love language, to figure out which will make Eddie feel the most loved.

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    27 May 2026

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    Really, Eddie doesn’t care that the PTA aren’t his biggest fan. He knows he misses too many meetings, and it’s not like he’s best friends with any of the other parents. It doesn’t affect Christopher, so it doesn’t bother him. He’ll pay for the annual fundraising mugs and consider his duty done.

    But then Buck picks Christopher up from a class trip and it all goes to hell.

    Like, of course Buck is everyone’s dream guy. He’s responsible with kids, and kind, and funny and interesting and hot to touch. That’s obvious. But now Eddie’s fighting to keep the PTA moms, teachers, and dads, all off an unsuspecting and tempting Buck.

    Because Eddie is a good friend. Right?

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    26 May 2026

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    A year after the nogitsune is defeated, Derek is living a quiet life in the mountains above a small town in Colorado.

    Then Stiles shows up.

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    25 May 2026

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    “You and Derek text each other memes?” she sounds both surprised and delighted - but more surprised. 

    “Well,” Stiles says, “I send memes. Derek sent me a picture of a newspaper comic strip, once.” 

    Lydia says, “Oh my god.” 
     

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    OR the 5 times people point out that Stiles might be dating Derek + the 1 time Derek tells Stiles they're dating himself.

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    16 May 2026