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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Well, you know how I’m on antidepressants, right?”

    “Yeah…” Keith frowned. What did that have to do with anything?

    “Okaaay so one of the common side effects is delayed orgasms.” He shifted a little uncomfortably.

    “You have erectile dysfunction?” Keith blurted out.

    “NO! Oh my god, no!” Lance shrieked before continuing through gritted teeth, “You and I both know I have no problems getting it up.” He gave a deflating sigh. “It’s the getting it down that’s the issue…”

     

    Or: Medication side effects and dumbasses don’t mix well

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    30 May 2026

  2. Rec 2

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    Richie had a small skill, one he didn’t think was particularly impressive or helpful unless he witnesses a crime or switches careers to the car industry. Because that’s what he’s good at. Cars. To be specific, he’s good at recognizing cars. He can see a glimpse of a dashboard or the seats and almost always guess the make, model and year within 2 tries. It was a fun party trick, but that’s all Richie thought of it. Eddie, however, thinks it’s incredibly sexy. Seeing Richie identify what car he’s driving for work that week based on a selfie with only the headrest and half the door in frame is frankly…hot. There’s no other way he can describe it.

    5 times Eddie panics over finding Richie's talent hot, and the 1 time he finally tells him.

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    05 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 16

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    He looks down, reaching for a tan hand resting on a blanket like one searches for the parachute ripcord on a deep dive against the gravity itself, and squeezes. Lance lets him.

    “I don't know how I’d still be sane, if it wasn't for you, honestly,” Keith croaks, voice almost an indiscernible echo in the void.

    Lance stares, speechless, lashes fluttering in slow blinks. The world is still spinning, the cosmos is still limitless, countless of atmospheres are breathing, existing, creating new lives right at this moment, and Keith is hopelessly irrevocably dependant on the depthless entirety of the boy in front of him: those are the facts, the undisputable foundations of his rigid existence.

    Keith is coping with his new role as a leader. And realizes just how much he and Lance changed in these past few weeks.

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    01 Jul 2026

  4. Rec 30

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    After having his PC confiscated over Christmas break, Avery is forced to complete a chemistry project at a local computer café. The work is merciless. He needs to get this done.

    Unfortunately for him, the guy at the front desk is simply drop dead gorgeous.

    Racing against the clock, Avery finds himself dangerously juggling cramming sessions, streaming, and a growing crush on the mysterious clerk. Avery soon realizes that this guy, Derek, is his biggest distraction yet.

     

    Edit: Holy.. thank you for 1000 hits!!!!

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    01 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 88

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    When a future version of Lance and Keith come stumbling in through a wormhole, Lance is shocked. When he finds out that Keith-from-the-future is married, he starts to pinch himself.

    There’s no way mullet got hitched before he did.

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    27 Jun 2026