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    Rose Landry’s iCloud account is compromised in a series of targeted hacks and her locked folders become a topic of intense discussion. And wait, is that Ilya Rozanov’s dog?

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    “Can’t…” Shane breathes out, the overwhelming scent of Ilya taking away all of his dignity. “Can’t focus,” he admits quietly.

    “Tell me one word,” Ilya instructs, soothing Shane by brushing his knuckles against his cheek.

    Shane melts into the gentle touch. “Breed…”

    “What?” Ilya leans down to him, even though Shane is sure he heard him.

    “Breed my pussy,” he whispers more firmly.

    When Shane Hollander notices his husband’s body growing into its natural size, all he can think about is being bred.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    When she leaves the bar with her heart still stumbling in her chest and Shane’s contact info saved in her phone hours later, she sends a message to her family group chat.
    Please don’t get mad at me if you see me wearing a #24 Metros jersey soon. Just met Shane Hollander and I’m maybe a tiny little bit in love with him.

    Or: Rose meets Shane Hollander. He's not what she expected.

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    13 Jun 2026