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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Lois: don’t forget Smallville dinner reservations at seven

    Clark: unfortunately I will be late to dinner seeing as I have not been stabbed 🫡

    Lois: what

    Clark: I’ll be late but I’ll be there I’m fine don’t worry honey

    Lois: you’ve been stabbed????!!!!???

     

    Various text chains stolen from Clark Kent's phone throughout the years after Apokalips appears in the sky and the Justice League saves the world from the Monitors.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    This is it. This is it this is what I wanted. That's it. I can die happy now

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Another spaceship landed in the Kent farm
    Clark had two more parents now
    Then he had a cousin
    And then everything went to shit

    aka I've been fed up with the "Evil Superman/ Evil Kryptonians" for way too long and this is my way to cope, where Superman is a villain only in name

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Wish fulfillment at its finest. 10/10

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    “Morning Clark!” Jimmy chirped from the ceiling above the desk.
    “Good morning, Jimmy!” Clark yawned, stretched, and got up to make coffee. He got as far as measuring out the coffee grounds and even started to fill the glass carafe before he stopped and turned around to stare at Jimmy.
    Jimmy grinned cheerfully. If he could move his hand to wave, he would have.
    “Um—” Clark stared, rather bug-eyed, at his friend, he set the glass carafe down and missed the counter entirely. He barely managed to catch it and fumbled it until he set it safely on the counter. “Jimmy!”
    “I’m stuck.” Jimmy tried, fruitlessly, to move.

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    28 Aug 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark *

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    The Lois/Clark relationship the way my sources say it developed, keeping only the legend basics as canon. (Imported from ff for archiving, backdated to its original date of completion.)

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Oh I’m sorry I wasn’t prepared to be DEVASTED today!

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    Sure, Lois may have been kidnapped a few (dozen) times in the last year, but she'd handling it. It isn't like she's having panic attacks, and if Clark says otherwise she'll push him out the window. Really, there was no need for Perry to ban her from reporting, or trick her into a vacation. Lois. Is. Fine.

    After her boss takes extreme measures to force her into taking a break, Lois turns to her favorite coworker. She is going to turn that bumbling farm-boy into a Pulitzer winning reporter if it kills her. Despite the snickers of her coworkers, her determination has nothing to do with her drunken love confession at the last Christmas party. Or the way Clark always checks on her after a kidnapping. She definitely couldn't care less about spending 90% of her free time with him, but if he writes another editorial trashing Superman, she's going to hit him.

    Featuring: Lois 'the Serial Killer Magnet' Lane, Clark 'Can We Please Have A Healthy Relationship' Kent, and the confused ogling of everyone unfortunate enough to watch these idiots

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    09 Jan 2026

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    really funny