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    Humans will resort to anything if desperate enough. Hannibal Lecter finds Harry Potter in such a predicament, sitting amid the debris of his family's home and eating rotting flesh to survive. Hannibal decides that even though his plans to murder a particularly annoying pig were ruined, this was much more interesting.

    How will Hogwarts handle a Harry Potter raised by Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham?

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    Harry Potter thought he was done saving the world.

    At forty-six, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are exhausted war heroes held together by friendship, sarcasm, and decades of trauma—until a magical accident throws them into an alternate universe and back into their eleven-year-old bodies.

    This world is wrong.

    Harry’s parents are alive, he has a twin brother, and somehow *the other twin* is the famous Boy-Who-Lived. James and Lily barely acknowledge Harry while doting on Adrian, their arrogant golden child. Ron’s family is strangely obsessed with fame, and Hermione’s parents feel cold and distant.

    But Harry isn’t a neglected child anymore. He’s already survived two wars.

    So the quartet decides to ignore the family drama, survive Hogwarts, quietly destroy Voldemort’s Horcruxes early, and maybe enjoy school this time around.

    Unfortunately, Hogwarts sees them as mysterious prodigies who always seem far too capable for children.

    And during the Triwizard Tournament, everything changes when Cedric returns from the graveyard alone with Voldemort’s message:

    He never wanted the famous twin.

    He wanted Harry Potter.

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    10 May 2026

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    The adventures of Obi-Wan, Padawan to both Master Sifo-Dyas and Master Dooku, Jedi Ambassador (in training) to the True Mandalorian's and the only one who actually listens to the force.

    Now that Obi-Wan has managed to prevent the massacre of the True Mandalorian's everything should be plain sailing from here, but things don't always go to plan.

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