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Louis clears his throat before he does something unwise like kiss him. “It’s a rainfall shower. Humans have developed a lot of useful things in the last century.”
“I like Siri,” Lestat tells him, with a tone of grave importance.
“Yeah,” Louis replies, finding himself smiling again. “I know you do.”
Or: In the aftermath of the reunion, Louis takes Lestat back to his hotel.
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“So you still wanna fuck him,” Daniel said. “Why are you telling me? Just go for it.”
“I don’t want to fuck him,” Louis said.
“Right, I forgot. You don’t wanna fuck him, you wanna date him – you wanna make sweet tender love to him, and renew your vampiric vows. Maybe this time around, you can be the one putting your fist through some poor priest’s head.”
Lestat discovers the wonders of the internet. Louis discovers that, eighty years later, he's still just as normal about Lestat as he has ever been.
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
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- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
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They were roommates in college. Best friends, until one drunken night changed everything.
Seventeen years later, Sasuke is divorced and his daughter is staying with him for the school year. He hasn't spoken to Naruto since college graduation.
Then, Sarada brings home her new boyfriend, and suddenly, the past Sasuke has been running from is sitting right in his living room.
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"Hey, Mr. Uchiha," he says, voice bright and unbothered. "My name's Uzumaki Boruto."
There's a long beat of silence. Sarada glances up at him, confused.
Sasuke doesn't move. He can't.
His throat is dry. His hands are cold.
And for the first time in years, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself entirely, devastatingly, speechless.